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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature other than Animal Friend."

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Haste
Whenever Ankle Shanker attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less.
Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.

Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Embalm {3}{W}

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell unless its controller pays {2}. If an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, instead counter that spell, then scry 2.

Antique Collector can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
When Antique Collector enters the battlefield, creatures you control perpetually gain "When this creature dies, you may shuffle it into its owner's library if it's in your graveyard. If you do, investigate."

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card, then discards a card.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, you may exile an enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

{T}: Untap target artifact or creature.
Morph {U}

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Apocalypse Chime: Destroy all nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Homelands expansion. They can't be regenerated.

Apocalypse Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X is 5 or more, it enters the battlefield with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Apocalypse Hydra: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Protection from black
{2}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Choose one or both —
• Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Discard a card: Switch Aquamoeba's power and toughness until end of turn.

Graft 2
{G}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains reach until end of turn.

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
Bushido 1

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is every creature type.

When Arashin Cleric enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.