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When Pursued Whale enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with "This creature can't block" and "Creatures you control attack each combat if able."
Spells your opponents cast that target Pursued Whale cost {3} more to cast.

Flying, trample
Pay 2 life, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Vigilance

When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land card in your graveyard.
Vigilance, reach, trample
When Rumbleweed enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Flying
Drain Life — When Shard of the Nightbringer enters the battlefield, if you cast it, target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Deathtouch, ward {2}
Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}.
Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life," and it loses all other card types.

{1}, {T}: Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Crew 8
Shorikai, Genesis Engine can be your commander.

Flying
When Sky Swallower enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of all other permanents you control.

Kicker {1}{U}
When Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Eldrazi you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Slivers you control have devoid and annihilator 1.
{3}: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Trample
Whenever Spectral Force attacks, if defending player controls no black permanents, it doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Flying, vigilance
Other creatures you control have ward {2}.
Suspend 6—{1}{U}

Trample, indestructible
Whenever another creature you control attacks, it gains trample and indestructible until end of turn.

Islandwalk
All lands are Islands in addition to their other types.
Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.

Vigilance
Ward {4}
When Su-Chi Cave Guard dies, add eight {C}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Giant card from your hand or pay {2}.
Whenever Surtland Elementalist attacks, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Reach
When Sylvan Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls. For each permanent destroyed this way, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle.

This spell can't be countered.
Trample

Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
{2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.

Trample, haste
When The Balrog of Moria dies, you may exile it. When you do, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature that player controls.
Cycling {3}{R}
When you cycle The Balrog of Moria, create two Treasure tokens.

Whenever a player draws their second card during their turn, you draw a card.
Whenever a player casts their second spell during their turn, you create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.

Tromokratis has hexproof unless it's attacking or blocking.
Tromokratis can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls block it.