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Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if it's not that player's turn, destroy that land.

Haste
Enlist
Whenever Goblin Morale Sergeant enlists a nontoken creature, you may conjure a duplicate of that creature into the top five cards of your library at random. The duplicate perpetually gets +1/+0 and gains haste.

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Exile all cards from your library. Then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Bestow {5}{U}
This creature can't be blocked.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.

Flying
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target player discards a card at random.

Dethrone
Other creatures you control have dethrone.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, if you don't control a creature named Keimi, create Keimi, a legendary 3/3 black and green Frog creature token with "Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."
{1}{G/U}: Tatsunari and target Frog you control can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with flying or reach.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Crew 3

At the beginning of each player's end step, if no permanents left the battlefield this turn, that player loses X life, where X is Sarevok's power.
Choose a Background

Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, target nonlegendary creature you control gains myriad until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, waterbend {5}.
Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands. Draw two cards.

Trample

{T}: Add {B}.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {G} for each storage counter removed this way.

Flash
This enchantment enters with X fire counters on it.
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus an amount of damage equal to the number of fire counters on this enchantment instead.

Enchant planeswalker
Enchanted planeswalker has "[+1]: Up to one target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn."
Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of enchanted planeswalker, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Choose two —
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
• Exile all opponents' graveyards.
• Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
• You gain 4 life.
Entwine {3}

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create three Junk tokens.

{U}, Discard an artifact card: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that spell and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Convoke