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This creature can't be blocked by Dinosaurs.

When this creature dies, create a 2/1 black Cat creature token.

Bestow {X}{G}{G}
Reach, trample
This permanent enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Aura and has reach and trample.

Kicker {4}
Vanishing 2
If this creature was kicked, it enters with three additional time counters on it.

Enchant land
Enchanted land is snow.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Sleight of Hand — {8}: Draw two cards.

Choose one —
• Disarm — Destroy target artifact. Create four Treasure tokens.
• Detonate — Megaton's Fate deals 8 damage to each creature. Each player gets four rad counters.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Flying
Whenever Hakka, Whispering Raven deals combat damage to a player, return it to its owner's hand, then scry 2.

Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
{T}: Create Voja, a legendary 2/2 green and white Wolf creature token.

When The Bear Force Pilot enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless artifact Vehicle token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2.

Prevent all combat damage X target creatures would deal this turn.

Vigilance
This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control two or more artifacts.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equip {5}

Trample
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, you may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play that card until you exile another card with this creature.

Convoke
If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals triple that damage instead.

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.

When this creature dies, you gain 3 life.

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. Their controller chooses and sacrifices one of them. Return the other to its owner's hand.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Destroy all creatures.

Imprint — When this Equipment enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip {4}

As a creature token you control enters, name it using up to four letters. (It keeps its types. It just has a new name. Remember this is a family event.)
When this enchantment enters, create four 1/1 colorless Hero tokens.
Each creature you control that doesn't share a name with any other creature you control gets +1/+1.

You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't attack this turn, it deals 2 damage to you unless it came under your control this turn.