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Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
This creature can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Flying
When this creature enters, return target Spirit, instant, or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a creature card from a graveyard. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If you don't, tap this creature.

Replicate {R}
Destroy target artifact.

Hexproof
Whenever an opponent casts a blue or black spell during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Cycling {2}

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Vigilance; horsemanship

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
Whenever you discard a card, each opponent mills two cards.

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage this turn, that damage is dealt to that source's controller instead.

Turn target face-down creature an opponent controls face up.

When this creature enters, target player mills four cards.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.

This creature enters with a shield counter on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature you control has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever another Spirit you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Trample, protection from enchantments
{4}{R}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if this creature is monstrous, destroy target enchantment that player controls.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.

{2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Counter target noncreature spell.

Vigilance
{T}: Spells you cast this turn that are white and/or blue cost {X} less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Squad {2}
Flying, vigilance
Miracle {1}{W}

{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
Forestcycling {2}

Flying
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with flying enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.