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Trample
{3}{G}: This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of snow permanents you control.

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Crew 1

The Ring tempts you. Then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X land cards, where X is the number of legendary creatures you control. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, return a red creature you control to its owner's hand.

When you encounter this, draw a card for each pin you are wearing and each Pin token attached to creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.) (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Manifest the top card of your library.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Draw a card.
{3}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.
{4}, {T}: Create a Treasure token.

When you planeswalk to Quicksilver Sea and at the beginning of your upkeep, scry 4.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your library. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

{T}: Exile the top card of target player's library. If it's a land card, you gain 1 life.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may untap this creature.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of charge counters on this artifact.

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/+1.

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
During your turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {4}

Sacrifice this creature: Add {R}{R}.

Unleash
Other Dogs you control have unleash.
Creatures you control with counters on them have haste.
Whenever Tesak attacks, add {R} for each attacking creature.

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control. Each foe chooses one untapped creature they control, then taps the rest.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you're attacking.
Exile target creature.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

Put any number of target artifact cards from your graveyard on top of your library.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Menace
When this creature enters, it connives.

{T}: Add {C}.
{G/W}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{W}, or {W}{W}.

Flying; flanking
Suspend 3—{W}

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have a card in hand, return this creature to its owner's hand.