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{2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token.

{1}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Draw two cards.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.
Equip {2}

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Flying
If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent that damage. The source's controller draws cards equal to the damage prevented this way.

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 4/4.
Cycling {1}

Defender
When this creature enters, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.
Choose a Background

When this creature enters, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Scry 1.

As long as you control an enchantment, this creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

Cards in the winning deck(s) of the latest Mythic Championship cost {1} more to cast.

When this card is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life.
Dredge 2

When this creature enters the battlefield, exile target creature. Its controller seeks a creature card.

When Stimulus Package enters, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Scry 1.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent discards a card. If you control a Demon, that player loses 3 life.

Create a number of 3/3 green Tyranid Warrior creature tokens with trample equal to the number of opponents you have.

{3}: Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order.

Deathtouch
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Untap all creatures you control.

If the difference between your life total and target player's life total is 5 or less, exchange life totals with that player.