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Enchant permanent
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+0 and has haste.
As long as enchanted permanent is an Equipment, it has "Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste."

Green creatures have forestwalk.

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Search your library for a permanent card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

As this enchantment enters, choose a rarity.
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen rarity enters, draw a card.

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each card named Undead Servant in your graveyard.

Trample
This creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control named Wastes.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+0.
Equip {2}

Choose one —
• Run and Hide — Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn.
• Gather Your Courage — Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains indestructible until end of turn. All creatures your opponents control able to block that creature this turn do so.

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Choose one —
• All creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn.
• Tap target creature.
• Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Kicker {1}{U}
When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Firebending 1
Whenever Azula attacks, you may discard a card. Then you get an experience counter for each player who discarded a card this turn.
{2}{B}: Until end of turn, Azula gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have and gains menace.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Whenever you cast a red spell, you may untap this creature.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. If it's a green creature, prevent the next 2 damage instead.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
As long as this creature has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.

Cast this spell only during combat on an opponent's turn.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn. Untap all attacking creatures and goad them. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Fuse

You have no maximum hand size.

{2}{U}{U}: Exchange control of this creature and target creature.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token and a Food token.
II, III — You may put an Aura or Equipment card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal 1 damage to any target.

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.