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This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Untap this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Counter target spell. You may cast a spell with equal or lesser mana value from your hand without paying its mana cost.

This creature enters tapped.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.

You may reveal the first card you draw each turn as you draw it. Whenever you reveal an instant or sorcery card this way, create Cherubael, a legendary 4/4 black Demon creature token with flying.
Whenever Inquisitor Eisenhorn deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times.

{T}: Choose one. X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.
• Scry X.
• Gnostro deals X damage to target creature.
• You gain X life.

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

Defender
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, scry 2.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Buyback {2}
Scry 3.

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of artifact cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying, trample
Pay 2 life: Surveil 2.

{1}{R}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.

Draw two cards. If you control no artifacts, discard a card.

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

Reach, lifelink
Whenever Polukranos or another nontoken Hydra you control dies, create a 3/3 green and white Phyrexian Hydra creature token with reach and a 3/3 green and white Phyrexian Hydra creature token with lifelink.

{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability.

You may have The Cosplayzer enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "The first time each turn an ability of this creature is activated or triggered, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy" and the first letter of its name is Z. (This is both stylish AND makes it a different name for the legend rule!)

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has islandwalk and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile it and Meandered Towershell. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn, then return Meandered Towershell to the battlefield under its owner's control attached to that creature."

Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Sliver creatures you control have "When this creature enters, you may exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield."

Flying
Each opponent who cast a spell this turn can't attack with creatures.
Each opponent who attacked with a creature this turn can't cast spells.

At the beginning of the end step, if this creature is enchanted by two or more Auras, flip it.