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Starting intensity 1
Draw a card. If Piece It Together's intensity is 4, instead take an extra turn after this one.
Cards you own named Piece It Together intensify by 1.

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

When this creature enters, target opponent loses 3 life.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Flying
{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

First strike, trample

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Defender
As long as this creature is enchanted, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment.
Equip {2}

Morph {4}{G}
Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, untap that creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}. This land doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Prowess
When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Pinnacle of Rage deals 3 damage to each of two targets.

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Transform this creature.

Shuffle any number of target creature cards from your graveyard into your library.

Draw a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, seek a Pirate card instead.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Equip—Sacrifice an artifact.

Defender
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.
{2}, {T}: When you next activate an exhaust ability that isn't a mana ability this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flying, first strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {2}{B}{B}.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature without flying. It can't be regenerated.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.