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Cascade, cascade
Call Forth the Tempest deals damage to each creature your opponents control equal to the total mana value of other spells you've cast this turn.

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target.

Gain control of all creatures target opponent controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn. You can't attack that player this turn. You can't sacrifice those creatures this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and has trample.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, sacrifice this Aura.

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Flashback {5}{R}

If a source would deal 3 or less damage to this creature, prevent that damage.

Flying
{1}, Discard a card at random: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Morph {3}{R}

Mountainwalk

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose target nonland permanent you control and up to two target nonland permanents you don't control. Destroy one of them at random.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Flying
When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn."

Haste
Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Captain Ripley Vance, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

{3}{R}: Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

{R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Carbonize deals 3 damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

{T}: Add {R}. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

When this Case enters, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
To solve — Three or more sources you controlled dealt damage this turn.
Solved — Sacrifice this Case: Exile the top three cards of your library. Choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.

When this Case enters, discard a card, then draw two cards.
To solve — You have no cards in hand.
Solved — At the beginning of your upkeep, discard your hand, then draw two cards.