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All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Madness {2}{B}

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, scry 1, then draw a card.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

As this enchantment enters, choose two players.
If a source controlled by one of the chosen players would deal damage to the other chosen player or a permanent that player controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.

Search target player's library for a card and exile it. Then that player shuffles.
Gravestorm

When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
{1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Exhaust — {4}: Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {3}

Cascade
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.

This land enters tapped.
As this land enters, choose a color other than black.
{T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Black Lotus artifact token.
Whenever Chaos ensues, each player draws a card for each artifact token they control.

Job select
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types.
Equip {3}

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {B}, then add an additional {B} for each charge counter removed this way.

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on this enchantment.

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by black creatures.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a black permanent.

Up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X is 5 or more, return a creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

{T}, Exile Black Tulip: Add three mana of any one color. You can't activate this ability until you've begun your sixth turn of the game. (Keep track if this is in your deck!)