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Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Creatures can't block.

Bee Sting deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Destroy target land or nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

I, II — Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Search your library for up to X battle cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6.
Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/3. If evidence was collected, it has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn instead.

Creatures you control have skulk.
{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}.
When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Discard your hand. Search your library for three cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Scry 2, then draw two cards.
Foretell {1}{U}

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all nonland permanents target opponent controls.

Return up to six target creature cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

I — Creatures you don't control get -2/-0 until your next turn.
II — If you have one or fewer cards in hand, draw four cards. Otherwise, scry 2, then draw two cards.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

{X}, {T}: Target creature gets -X/+X until end of turn.

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
{3}, {T}: You may put a creature card of the chosen type from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Aftermath
Look at the top card of your library. You may put it onto the battlefield if it's a creature card. If you don't, put it into your hand.

Believe in the Cleave costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control.
Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike and trample until end of turn.

Equipped creature has base power and toughness 10/10.
Equip {10}. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the power of the creature it targets.

Each player separates all nontoken lands they control into two piles. For each player, one of their piles is chosen by one of their opponents of their choice. Destroy all lands in the chosen piles. Tap all lands in the other piles.