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Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, bolster X, where X is the number of differently named artifact tokens you control.

Parley — Whenever Cutthroat Negotiator attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token. Then each player draws a card.

Convoke
Flying, vigilance
Whenever Flockchaser Phantom attacks, the next spell you cast this turn has convoke.

Whenever Mistmeadow Vanisher becomes tapped, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Merfolk and/or Knight you control.

Convoke
When Wildfire Awakener enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to target player."

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {3}

If you would roll one or more planar dice, instead roll that many planar dice plus one and ignore one.
{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Creature spells you cast from your hand have blitz {3}.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you planeswalk to Enigma Ridges, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, reveals them, puts them into their hand, then shuffles.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Chaos ensues on that plane. Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Ascend
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

When you planeswalk to Inys Haen and at the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards.
When you planeswalk away from Inys Haen, each player returns all land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you planeswalk to Ketria and at the beginning of your upkeep, put your choice of a vigilance, menace, or trample counter on target creature you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield or into your hand.

When you planeswalk to Littjara and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a creature type. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control of that type.

Each creature with mana value 2 or less gets +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with flying named Butterfly.

Each creature card in your graveyard has embalm. Its embalm cost is equal to its mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Nontoken creatures are enchantments in addition to their other types.
Constellation — Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.