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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}, Exile this artifact: Reverse the game's turn order.

Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 1 life for each creature you control with flying.

Convoke
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.

Strive — This spell costs {2}{U} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying and first strike until end of turn.

Enchant creature or Vehicle
As long as enchanted permanent is a Vehicle, it's a creature in addition to its other types.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Destroy target creature with flying. You gain 2 life.

Aerial Volley deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures with flying.

Choose one —
• Take the Elevator — Create three 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens.
• Take 59 Flights of Stairs — Tap up to three target creatures. Put a stun counter on one of them.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.
Equip {2}

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Whenever a player casts a creature spell, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.

Return up to X target creatures to their owners' hands, where X is one plus the number of cards named Aether Burst in all graveyards as you cast this spell.

Whenever a Beast you control enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Whenever a creature enters, this enchantment deals 2 damage to it.

Return six target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Choose target spell or permanent that's red or green. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this land enters, you get {E}.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Flash
Enchant creature or Vehicle
When this Aura enters, you get {E}{E}.
Enchanted creature gets -4/-0.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.

If you would get one or more {E}, you get twice that many {E} instead.
{T}: You get {E}, then you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, create an X/X black Aetherborn creature token, where X is the amount of {E} paid this way.

Revolt — As long as a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
Whenever you get one or more {E}, this enchantment deals that much damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card at random. If you discard a creature card this way, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield unless any player pays 5 life.