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Flash
Flying
Whenever Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.

Flying, haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.

{U}, Sacrifice Malevolent Hermit: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Disturb {2}{U}

Flying
When Malevolent Witchkite enters the battlefield, sacrifice any number of artifacts, enchantments, and/or tokens, then draw that many cards.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Flying
Malicious Invader gets +2/+0 as long as an opponent controls a Human.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X red Dragon Illusion creature token with flying and haste, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Lifelink
Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Mandible Justiciar gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Desert cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Ward {3}
Islandcycling {2}

Haste
When Marauding Dreadship enters the battlefield, incubate 2.
Crew 2

Flying, vigilance, ward {2}
Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of green cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Choose target creature with mana value less than X. Search your library for a creature card with the same name as that creature, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of blue cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Up to X target creatures phase out.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of black cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
March of Wretched Sorrow deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life.

Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Menace, deathtouch
Whenever Marchesa, Resolute Monarch attacks, remove all counters from up to one target permanent.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you haven't been dealt combat damage since your last turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When Market Gnome dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
When Market Gnome is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Whenever another creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, Marketwatch Phantom gains flying until end of turn.

Convoke
Lifelink
Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.
Madness {2}{B}

Lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Choose one or both —
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
• Target Vampire you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature.