Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature of their choice, then sacrifices a land of their choice.
"Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm them with many small sufferings." —Ratadrabik of Urborg
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each Fungus you control. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Creatures you control have "Remove two spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token."
Flying When this creature enters, return two creatures you control to their owner's hand. Whenever this creature or another creature is returned to your hand from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.