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Exile target permanent, then put it into its owner's hand. That player discards that card, then puts it on top of their library. Then they put it onto the battlefield.

When Martyr for the Cause dies, proliferate.

Chaotic Backlash deals damage to target player equal to twice the number of white and/or blue permanents they control.

{X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.

Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token, then draw cards equal to the number of differently named creature tokens you control.

Trample; rampage 2
Gorilla Berserkers can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. You may have Shapeshifters you control become copies of that creature until end of turn.

Flying, protection from green

Convoke
When Martyr's Soul enters the battlefield, if you control no tapped lands, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Flying
{1}: Mistform Wakecaster becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
{2}{U}{U}, {T}: Choose a creature type. Each creature you control becomes that type until end of turn.

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Soulshift 4, soulshift 4

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.

All lands are 2/2 creatures that are still lands.

All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so.
Ferocious — That creature gains indestructible until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Haste
All creatures can attack your opponents and planeswalkers your opponents control as though those creatures had haste.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. An opponent chooses a nonland card exiled this way. You may cast up to two spells from among the other cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.

Trample
Whenever Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.

At the beginning of each player's end step, Citadel of Pain deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchant creature
{B}: Regenerate enchanted creature.
{R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{G}: Enchanted creature gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever Water Weird deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Water Weird if the top card of your library is a nonland card. Otherwise, you may mill a card.
{1}{U}: Water Weird gets +1/-1 until end of turn.