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Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain 2 life.

Creatures you control have first strike.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1.

Flying
When this creature enters, if your life total is less than your starting life total, it becomes equal to your starting life total.

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put all creature cards exiled with Gisa onto the battlefield under your control. They gain decayed.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure {2}{U}

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {4}

When The Good Time Sleuth enters, exile the top card of your library and each nontoken creature you control in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. Then create a Blood token for each face-down creature you control. Those creature gain "Sacrifice a Blood: Turn this creature face up." Secretly choose one of them. As that creature is turned face up, reveal the choice and it becomes a 5/5 black Demon.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature's activated abilities can't be activated.
{1}{W}: Attach this Aura to target creature.

Trample
If this creature would deal combat damage to a player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

Fixed commander ninjutsu {3}{B}{G} (It's commander ninjutsu, except the command tax applies, like it should have originally.)
When Monet enters, create four 1/1 green Turtle creature tokens with training. If Monet was ninjutsu'd, those tokens enter tapped and attacking. (Whenever a creature with training attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on it. This doesn't work if it enteres tapped and attacking.)

All creatures get +X/-X until end of turn.

Target tapped creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Resolute Rejection deals 4 damage to it.
Cycling {2}

When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

Choose one —
• Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
• Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
Entwine {2}

When this enchantment enters, exile the top seven cards of your library face down.
You may look at the cards exiled with this enchantment, and you may play lands and cast spells from among those cards.
Skip your draw step.
You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.

Destroy target enchantment.

Brazen Boarding deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage is dealt this way, conjure a card with mana value equal to that excess damage from Brazen Boarding's spellbook onto the battlefield. If that excess damage is 4 or greater, instead conjure a card named Admiral Beckett Brass onto the battlefield.

This artifact enters tapped.
When this artifact enters, proliferate.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Corrupted — {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result minus 1.

{2}{W}{W}, {Q}: Target creature gains protection from the color of its controller's choice until end of turn.

Vigilance
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast Aura and Equipment spells from the top of your library. When you cast an Equipment spell this way, it gains "When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control."

Whenever a player discards a card, you may gain 1 life.