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Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Trample
Warp Vortex — When this creature enters, flip a coin for each opponent you have. For each flip you win, draw a card. For each flip you lose, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.

Start your engines!
{2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Target creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it fights target creature an opponent controls.

Devoid
When you cast this spell, remove all counters from up to one target permanent or opponent. The next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast for each counter removed this way.
Deathtouch

Permanents you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to those permanents this turn. Proliferate.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Choose odd or even. Destroy each creature with mana value of the chosen quality. Then gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to another target creature that player controls.

This spell has flash as long as you control a permanent with flash.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Destroy target creature.

When you encounter Mutual Epiphany, each player draws four cards.

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Hidden agenda
Each creature you control with the chosen name enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

{3}{U}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the greatest mana value among artifacts you control. You may put an artifact card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchant creature
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature.

Destroy target land. Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, search your library for a creature card with deathtouch, hexproof, reach, or trample and reveal it. Shuffle and put that card on top.

Cumulative upkeep {2}
Mwonvuli Ooze's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus twice the number of age counters on it.

Your commander has ward {2}.
Whenever your commander attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
When your commander leaves the battlefield, abandon this scheme.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of all nonland permanents your opponents control until end of turn. Untap those permanents. They gain haste until end of turn. Each of them attacks its owner this turn if able.

Choose a number between 6 and 8. My Deck is About a Seven deals that much damage to target creature.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

When you set this scheme in motion, put five +1/+1 counters on a creature you control and it gains flying and vigilance until end of turn. If you control no creatures, instead create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance.

At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, they may sacrifice two creatures of their choice. If they do, abandon this scheme.