Ascend Each opponent sacrifices a creature. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control, rounded up.
Target opponent loses 4 life. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Vraska, Scheming Gorgon, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
[+2]: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. [–3]: Destroy target creature. [–10]: Until end of turn, creatures you control gain deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player loses the game."
{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.
Flying {3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.
As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz. • Whack — {T}: Target player loses 2 life. • Doodle — {T}: You gain 3 life. • Buzz — {2}, {T}: Draw a card.
Flying When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)