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{1}{B}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip Nezumi Graverobber.

Bushido 1

{1}{B}, {T}: Target opponent discards a card. Then if that player has no cards in hand, flip Nezumi Shortfang.

Whenever a source you control deals damage to another player, put that many theft counters on Night Dealings.
{2}{B}{B}, Remove X theft counters from Night Dealings: Search your library for a nonland card with mana value X, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

All creatures get -1/-1.

{4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

{T}: Nine-Ringed Bo deals 1 damage to target Spirit creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {3}

Bushido 2
{B}, Pay 5 life: Regenerate Numai Outcast.

Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control if it's a Samurai card.
When Oathkeeper, Takeno's Daisho is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile equipped creature.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add {G}.
{G}, {T}: Target legendary creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has trample.
Enchanted creature is a Demon Spirit.

Reach
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, Orbweaver Kumo gains forestwalk until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may destroy target nonbasic land.

{2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token. If you control ten or more creatures, flip Orochi Eggwatcher.

Orochi Hatchery enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it.
{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token for each charge counter on Orochi Hatchery.

{G}: Add one mana of any color.

Whenever Orochi Ranger deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{T}: Add {G}.

Exile target creature. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

{X}{R}, Sacrifice Pain Kami: It deals X damage to target creature.

Fear
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature if you don't control an Ogre.

Return all creatures you control to their owner's hand.

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order. If you do, return Petals of Insight to its owner's hand. Otherwise, draw three cards.