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Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip {3}

Unleash
Other Dogs you control have unleash.
Creatures you control with counters on them have haste.
Whenever Tesak attacks, add {R} for each attacking creature.

Destroy all enchantments.

Reach
Opus — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. If five or more mana was spent to cast that spell, this creature deals 3 damage to each opponent instead.

Menace
{R}: Kamachal, Ship's Mascot gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever Kamachal deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then exile from that player's library a random card with mana value equal to the damage dealt. You may cast that card this turn.

{B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Flash
When Samwise enters, choose up to one target permanent card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to your hand. Then the Ring tempts you.

Vigilance
{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Haste
When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Plot {1}{R}

Morph {3}{B}
When this creature is turned face up, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Players may cast spells as though they were other cards legal in this game's format with the same type and mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost, but only as another card following this plane's first ability. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

Vigilance, trample
Whenever The Golden-Gear Colossus enters or attacks, transform up to one other target double-faced artifact you control. Create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Flying
Toxic 1
{B}: Blightwing Whelp gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever Blightwing Whelp deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to the number of poison counters that player has.

Vigilance, reach
Infusion — When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it if you gained life this turn.

Untap up to two target creatures. They each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost if the spell's mana value is less than the number of Mountains you control. If you don't cast that card this way, put it into your hand.
Flashback {6}{R}

Unleash

Fell the Pheasant deals 5 damage to target creature with flying. Create a Food token.

Protection from multicolored
Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.