When you planeswalk here, you become the Monarch. Whenever Chaos ensues, each player may create two tapped treasure tokens. Each player who does can't attack you during their next turn.
Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target creature cards that share a creature type from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way. Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a 3/6 black and red Avatar creature token with haste and "Whenever this token attacks, it deals 3 damage to each opponent."
Trample When this creature enters, you may remove any number of +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control. If you do, put twice that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.
"I might have overfed him." —Gulistan, Simic biomancer
Enchant creature At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a page counter on this Aura. When enchanted creature dies, draw a card for each page counter on this Aura.
Flying When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard and target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. Copy those cards. Cast the copies if able without paying their mana costs. Exile Spelltwine.
Flying, Vigilance, Haste When Xho Cai enters, the next noncreature spell you cast costs {1} less to cast. Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, exile up to one target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.