29335 cards found
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the tea cozy."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Widget

Knight of the Widget {2}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
His armor is lightweight titanium alloy, but his will is iron.
*/*
  • Unstable
Labro Bot

Labro Bot {5}

Host Artifact Creature - Dog
When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
3/3
  • Unstable
Lackey Recycler

Lackey Recycler

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
  • Unstable
Lobe Lobber

Lobe Lobber {2}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip {2}
"Time for you to meet the brains of this operation!"
—The Big Idea
  • Unstable
Mad Science Fair Project

Mad Science Fair Project {3}

Artifact
{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
"When it comes down to it, science is more art than science."
  • Unstable
Mandatory Friendship Shackles

Mandatory Friendship Shackles

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
  • Unstable
Midlife Upgrade

Midlife Upgrade {3}{W}

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
  • Unstable
Monkey-

Monkey-

Creature - Monkey
(Color indicator: Monkey- is green)
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2/+2
  • Unstable
More or Less

More or Less {U}

Instant
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 678.
  • Unstable
Multi-Headed

Multi-Headed

Creature - Hydra
(Color indicator: Multi-Headed is green)
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+4/+4
  • Unstable
Neural Network

Neural Network

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
  • Unstable
Ninja

Ninja

Creature - Ninja
(Color indicator: Ninja is black)
You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
+1/+0
  • Unstable
Novellamental

Novellamental {1}{U}

Creature - Elemental
Flying
Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.
"My grandmother had sold the rest of her jewelry long ago, but she left a particular necklace in my care: a golden chain, bearing a raven-shaped charm."
2/1
Numbing Jellyfish

Numbing Jellyfish {3}{U}

Host Creature - Jellyfish
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
2/3
  • Unstable
Oaken Power Suit

Oaken Power Suit

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Oaken Power Suit, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
  • Unstable
Old-Fashioned Vampire

Old-Fashioned Vampire {3}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampyre
Flying
Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
"Stalking hard or hardly stalking, am I right?"
3/3
  • Unstable
Optical Optimizer

Optical Optimizer

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."
  • Unstable
Overt Operative

Overt Operative {3}{B}

Creature - Human Ninja Rigger
Menace
Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Saw her coming. Didn't matter.
2/3
  • Unstable
Party Crasher

Party Crasher {4}{R}

Creature - Goblin Berserker
Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.
No rest. No mercy. No reservations.
3/3
  • Unstable
Pet Project

Pet Project

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
  • Unstable
Proper Laboratory Attire

Proper Laboratory Attire {1}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip {2}
  • Unstable
Quick-Stick Lick Trick

Quick-Stick Lick Trick

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
  • Unstable
Rapid Prototyper

Rapid Prototyper

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
  • Unstable
Really Epic Punch

Really Epic Punch {1}{G}

Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
It smarts more than the average bear.
  • Unstable