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Assist
Trample, haste

Haste
When this creature enters, put two oil counters on target artifact or creature you control.
At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand unless you remove two oil counters from it.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exchange life totals with target opponent. Activate only during your upkeep.

Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.

Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{1}{G}: This creature gains trample until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures in your party.

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Trample
Descend 4 — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Flash
Flying
Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.

{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Disturb {2}{U}

Flying
When this creature enters, sacrifice any number of artifacts, enchantments, and/or tokens, then draw that many cards.

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

Lifelink
Whenever another artifact you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When Manor Guardian dies, each player seeks a nonland card with mana value 2 or less.

Flash
Flying
Tail Spikes — When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Flash
Flying
Tail Spikes — When Manticore enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Afflict 3
This creature attacks each combat if able.

When this creature enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control. This creature deals 3 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Sacrifice a Food: Target creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a black or green permanent.

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.