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Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token for each creature that crewed it this turn.
Crew 1. Activate only once each turn.

Lydia Frye can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.
At the beginning of your end step, surveil X, where X is the number of tapped Assassins you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, detain target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Forestwalk

{2}, Sacrifice a creature: Lyzolda deals 2 damage to any target if the sacrificed creature was red. Draw a card if the sacrificed creature was black.

Maarika, Brutal Gladiator must be blocked if able.
As long as it's your turn, Maarika has indestructible.
Whenever Maarika deals damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, that creature's controller sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.

Creatures you control have haste.
Cascade, cascade

{4}{U/R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Other Dwarves you control get +1/+0.
Whenever a Dwarf you control becomes tapped, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice five Treasures: Search your library for an artifact or Dragon card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Assist
Trample, haste

Haste
When this creature enters, put two oil counters on target artifact or creature you control.
At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand unless you remove two oil counters from it.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exchange life totals with target opponent. Activate only during your upkeep.

Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.

Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{1}{G}: This creature gains trample until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures in your party.

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Trample
Descend 4 — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Flash
Flying
Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.

{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Disturb {2}{U}

Flying
When this creature enters, sacrifice any number of artifacts, enchantments, and/or tokens, then draw that many cards.