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Haldir enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Vigilance
{5}{G}: Until end of turn, other Elves you control gain vigilance and get +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Haldir.

Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.
{G}, Sacrifice three creatures: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When this creature dies, you may destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less.

Command Section — When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
Bring it Down! — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

{G}: Target land becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
{2}{G}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

This creature must be blocked if able.
Blitz {3}{G}

Exile target creature, Vehicle, or nonbasic land. Scry 1.

Haste
Whenever Calamity attacks while saddled, choose a nonlegendary creature that saddled it this turn and create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step. Repeat this process once.
Saddle 1

You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of counters on permanents you control.
{2}{G}: Adapt 2.

Equipped creature has shroud.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature.
Equip {2}

Kicker {2}{U}
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, draw two cards.

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Spells that share a card type with the top card of a library can't be cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player loses life equal to the number of cards in their hand.

If this card is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand.
{T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.

Offspring {2}
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Prowess
Whenever you cast a multicolored instant or sorcery spell from your hand, exile that spell instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, it becomes plotted.

Vigilance, reach, trample

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Haste
At the beginning of the end step, return this creature to its owner's hand.

{1}{U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Menace
Daybound

Legendary landwalk

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn.

Haste
Allure of Slaanesh — Each opponent must attack with at least one creature each combat if able.