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Creatures you control have haste.
{2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token.

Buyback {4}
Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

First strike, haste
Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn.
Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Whenever an artifact enters, you may gain 1 life.

When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2.
Station
STATION 4+
Flying

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 1 life.

{B}: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Choose a number. Flip a coin that many times or until you lose a flip, whichever comes first. If you win all the flips, draw two cards for each flip.

{R}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Haste
When this creature enters, target player discards a card. This creature deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

{T}: Add {G}.
{2}{G}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if you control ten or more permanents and only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Attacking creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Flying
When Agoraphobic Phyrexian enters the battlefield, the plane effects of the Unknown event don't apply to this game for as long as it remains on the battlefield.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, add one mana of any color. Then if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Elf or Elemental card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Target creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you get {E}.
{T}, Pay six {E}: Create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend creates a token that's a copy of a creature they control. Each foe returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.

Exile target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

Flying
Waterbend {4}: Draw a card, then discard a card.