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When an opponent casts a creature spell, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 4/4 Giant creature with protection from each of that spell's colors.

Target opponent mills thirteen cards.
{3}{U}{U}: Put this card from your graveyard onto the battlefield transformed. Activate only as a sorcery.

You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Put target permanent on top of its owner's library.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Flying
Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2.
{T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.

Zombies you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Blue creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may choose any number of tapped blue creatures they control and pay {U} for each creature chosen this way. If the player does, untap those creatures.

Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}

This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Whenever the Disciple of Nissa attacks, you may pay {X}{X}{X}{G}{G}. When you do, create X tokens that are copies of different Nissa planeswalkers chosen at random. They each enter with an additional loyalty counter. (There are currently eleven. Yes, Nissa, Sage Animist counts. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

Flying
Whenever an opponent draws a card, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Make Friends — Create a 1/1 colorless Gamer creature token.
• Find Cards — Investigate.
• Win Prize Tickets — Create a Treasure token.
• Go to Sleep — Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Exile Emergency Powers.
Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may put a permanent card with mana value 7 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.

{2}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a creature card.

Flying
When this creature enters, return up to one target non-Spirit creature to its owner's hand.

Kicker {2}
Canopy Surge deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage to each creature with flying and each player instead.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+4 and gains reach until end of turn.

Bestow {5}{U}
This creature can't be blocked.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and can't be blocked.

When this enchantment enters, learn.
Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Flying
When this creature enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Enchant creature or land
When enchanted permanent becomes tapped, destroy it.

{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
{1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to target creature this turn, that damage is dealt to this creature instead.