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Bushido 2

When this creature enters, scry 1.
Exile this creature: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Hexproof, indestructible
This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, transform it.

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it. This ability triggers only once each turn.

When this Vehicle enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Exhaust — Waterbend {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put three +1/+1 counters on it.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature deals 3 damage to any target.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature dies, if it had counters on it, put those counters on target creature you control.

Ironroot Warlord's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
{3}{G}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

When this creature enters, it explores.

As this creature enters, turn all other nontoken creatures face down.
Ixidron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of face-down creatures on the battlefield.

Flash
Haste
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.

{T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand face down. You may look at that card for as long as it remains exiled. You may pay {4}{U}{U}. If you do, transform Jacob Hauken.

Defender
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Jagged-Scar Archers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves you control.
{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

When this creature enters, you may goad target creature.

Flash
Defender
When this creature enters, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
This creature gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
{1}, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Defender
{T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any Ally creature on the battlefield.

Kagemaro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
{B}, Sacrifice Kagemaro: All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.