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Prized Elephant gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Forest.
{G}: Prized Elephant gains trample until end of turn.

Flying

When Prized Statue enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token.

All creatures able to block Prized Unicorn do so.

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
Create a Treasure token.

Kicker {1}{B}
Draw three cards, then discard two cards. If this spell was kicked, target player discards two cards.

When Problematic Volcano enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter the battlefield to the left or right of the volcano.
Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.

Devoid
As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard.
Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.

{T}: Prodigal Pyromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

{T}: Prodigal Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +7/+7 and has trample.

Whenever one or more Vehicles you control attack, create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Crew 2

Choose two —
• Target player loses X life.
• Return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
• Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
• Up to X target creatures gain fear until end of turn.

You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life.

Profane Prayers deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of Clerics on the battlefield.

{3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Suspend 2—{1}{B}
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
[+1]: You lose 1 life. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
[–3]: Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.
[–8]: Each opponent may discard a card. If they don't, they lose 3 life. Repeat this process six more times.

When Professor of Symbology enters the battlefield, learn.

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.