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Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist
Haste
Whenever Pako, Arcane Retriever attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Flying
When Palace Familiar dies, draw a card.

Palace Guard can block any number of creatures.

When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.

When Palace Sentinels enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

As Palace Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons.
• Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Dragons — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost {1} more to cast.
{2}{W}: Level 2
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
{4}{W}: Level 3
Whenever you attack, until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +1/+1 for each other attacking creature and gains double strike.

Vigilance, lifelink
Exile Paladin Danse, Steel Maverick: Each creature you control that's an artifact or Human gains indestructible until end of turn.

Battalion — Whenever Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy and at least two other creatures attack, draw a card, then you may put a creature card with mana value X or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, where X is Paladin Elizabeth Taggerdy's power.

First strike, protection from black and from red

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you lost life last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Paladin of Atonement.
When Paladin of Atonement dies, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Whenever Paladin of Prahv deals damage, you gain that much life.
Forecast — {1}{W}, Reveal Paladin of Prahv from your hand: Whenever target creature deals damage this turn, you gain that much life.

Toxic 6
Paladin of Predation can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

When Paladin of the Bloodstained enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Flash
When Paladin's Shield enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +0/+2.
Equip {3}

Other Dinosaurs you control have haste.
When Palani's Hatcher enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 green Dinosaur Egg creature tokens.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control one or more Eggs, sacrifice an Egg, then create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token.

At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Islandwalk

Until end of turn, if a player taps a nonbasic land for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

Reach
Forestcycling {2}, plainscycling {2}

Skulk
When Pale Rider of Trostad enters the battlefield, discard a card.

{2}{W}{W}, {Q}: Target creature gains protection from the color of its controller's choice until end of turn.

Whenever another creature with power 5 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.
Equip {1}
Craft with one or more creatures {5}

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.