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Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent."

As Psychic Paper becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type.
Equipped creature has ward {1}, it can't be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type.
Equip {2}

When Psychic Pickpocket enters the battlefield, it connives. When it connives this way, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Enchant opponent
Skip your draw step.
Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.

You may tap or untap target permanent.
Splice onto Arcane {U}

Psychic Purge deals 1 damage to any target.
When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Psychic Purge, that player loses 5 life.

Counter target instant or sorcery spell that targets you.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may copy the spell countered this way. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a Spirit or Arcane card from it. That player discards that card.

Shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library. Target player mills that many cards.

Counter target spell. Its controller mills two cards.

Whenever an opponent shuffles their library, you may look at the top two cards of that library. You may exile one of those cards. Then put the rest on top of that library in any order.

Flying
When Psychic Symbiont enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card and you draw a card.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. At the beginning of the next end step, if you haven't cast the card, return it to its owner's hand.

Until end of turn, Wizards you control gain "{T}: Counter target spell."

If the difference between your life total and target player's life total is 5 or less, exchange life totals with that player.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, Psychic Venom deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Cumulative upkeep—Draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a land and discard your hand.

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to that player.

Flying
Harbinger of Despair — Whenever Psychomancer or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

Target player reveals their hand and the top card of their library. You choose a card revealed this way. That player puts the chosen card on the bottom of their library.
Madness {1}{B}

Target multicolored creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Psychotic Haze deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Madness {1}{B}

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Psychotrope Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Psychotrope Thallid: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Draw a card.