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Trample
When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.

Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls attack each combat if able.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, Curse of the Pierced Heart deals 1 damage to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.

{T}: Add {R}.
As Cursed Mirror enters the battlefield, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Cut deals 4 damage to target creature.

Cut In deals 4 damage to target creature.
Create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.

When Cyclops Electromancer enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.

Whenever Cyclops Gladiator attacks, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature defending player controls. If you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to Cyclops Gladiator.

Intimidate
Cyclops Tyrant can't block creatures with power 2 or less.

Creatures you control have haste.

When Dagger Caster enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

As long as it's your turn, Daggersail Aeronaut has flying.

Noncreature, non-Equipment artifacts you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {1}.
Doctor's companion

Shuffle your library. As many times as you choose, you may exile the top card of your library. If the total mana value of the cards exiled this way is 13 or less, you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Create two 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Discard your hand, then draw two cards.

[+2]: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
[–2]: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
[–10]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step."
Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn.
Trample
Partner

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a Pirate card from your hand or pay {2}.

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.
Discover 4.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with menace and haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Gift of Chaos — {3}, {T}: The next noncreature spell you cast this turn has cascade.