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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -6/-0.

Kicker {3}
Reach
If Pincer Spider was kicked, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Shroud

Morph {4}{G}
Whenever Pine Walker or another creature you control is turned face up, untap that creature.

Destroy target creature with flying. Bolster 2.

Coruscating Flames — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Pink Horror deals 2 damage to any target.
Split — When Pink Horror dies, create two 2/2 blue and red Demon Horror creature tokens named Blue Horror with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Whenever you cast a spell with a smile in its art, create a tapped Treasure token.
Everypony's Invited — Your party consists of each creature you control, and your party is always full.

Pinnacle of Rage deals 3 damage to each of two targets.

Pinpoint Avalanche deals 4 damage to target creature. The damage can't be prevented.

Whenever Pious Evangel or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Transform Pious Evangel.

Enchant creature
When Pious Interdiction enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a devotion counter on Pious Kitsune. Then if a creature named Eight-and-a-Half-Tails is on the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each devotion counter on Pious Kitsune.
{T}, Remove a devotion counter from Pious Kitsune: You gain 1 life.

Whenever Pious Warrior is dealt combat damage, you gain that much life.

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}

Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Rats you control have menace.
{1}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Gain control of target creature.

Shuffle any number of target creature cards from your graveyard into your library.

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
{2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Vigilance, ward {1}
{T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end of turn.

Partner with Merry, Warden of Isengard
{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
{T}, Sacrifice four Foods: Other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment they control.

Partner with Toothy, Imaginary Friend
If one or more counters would be put on a permanent your team controls, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

Until end of turn, you may tap lands you don't control for mana. Spend this mana only to cast spells.