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Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with this artifact to its owner's graveyard.
{3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with this artifact. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
{R}{G}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target creature gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.

Defender
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

{X}, {T}: Target creature with power X or less can't be blocked this turn.

Counter target spell. That spell's controller reveals their hand, then discards each card with the same name as a card spliced onto that spell.

{T}: Add {U}.
{U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.

Minas Morgul enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{3}{B}, {T}: Put a shadow counter on target creature. For as long as that creature has a shadow counter on it, it's a Wraith in addition to its other types.

Minas Tirith enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.
{T}: Add {W}.
{1}{W}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you attacked with two or more creatures this turn.

Minas Tirith Garrison's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap any number of untapped Humans you control. Draw a card for each Human tapped this way.

Aftermath
Draw two cards.

Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another.

Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.

Target player discards X cards, where X is one plus the number of cards named Mind Burst in all graveyards.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0. It gets +3/+1 instead as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
Equip {2}{B}

Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.

Target opponent discards two cards, mills a card, and loses 1 life. You gain 1 life.

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +3/+0.
{2}{U/B}: Surveil 1.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards of each of the sacrificed creature's colors.

Dominate Monster — When this creature enters, gain control of target creature for as long as you control this creature.

Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until four land cards are revealed. That player puts all cards revealed this way into their graveyard.

Buyback {2}{U}
Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal X land cards, then puts all cards revealed this way into their graveyard. X can't be 0.

Enchant red or green creature
Cumulative upkeep {1}
You control enchanted creature.