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Haste
Delirium — When this creature enters, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, creatures with power 2 or less can't block this turn.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, all creatures able to block this creature do so.

Flash
{U}, Sacrifice an Island: This creature can't be blocked this turn.
{B}, Sacrifice a Swamp: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
{U}{B}: Exile five target cards from an opponent's graveyard. Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever the Disciple of Nissa attacks, you may pay {X}{X}{X}{G}{G}. When you do, create X tokens that are copies of different Nissa planeswalkers chosen at random. They each enter with an additional loyalty counter. (There are currently eleven. Yes, Nissa, Sage Animist counts. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

{3}{U}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{3}{B}, {T}: Destroy target tapped creature.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.

When Bilbo enters or leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, this creature gets +1/+0 and has "{B}: Regenerate this creature."

Enchant artifact
Whenever you're dealt damage, put that many vitality counters on this Aura.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a vitality counter from this Aura. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Flash
Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.

When you cycle this card and when this creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Cycling {2}{G}

Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Haste
Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

{2}{G}, {T}, Discard two cards: All lands target player controls become 3/3 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

Other Snake creatures you control get +0/+1.
Shamans you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."

Flying
Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card.
Crew 1

Sacrifice X Zombies, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a number of Zombie creature cards equal to the number of Zombies sacrificed this way. Put those cards onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Fear
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, defending player loses 1 life for each card in their graveyard.

Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Flash
Bushido 1

Flying
Sacrifice another creature: Create a Blood token. If you sacrificed an Angel this way, create a number of Blood tokens equal to its toughness instead.
{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}, Sacrifice six Blood tokens: Return each creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Those creatures are Vampires in addition to their other types.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, gain control of target creature that player controls.
Morph {U}{U}

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of lands your opponents control.

Flying, vigilance, lifelink
Fabricate 2
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.