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Devoid
Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

I — Wark — Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
II, III, IV — Kerplunk — Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
• Permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Flying, protection from white
When this creature enters, each opponent loses life equal to the number of Vampires you control. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Partner with Impetuous Protege
{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Vigilance

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

Swampwalk

{2}{R}, {T}: Choose a land type. Target creature you control gains snow landwalk of the chosen type until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Nonblack creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
{4}{G}, Sacrifice this Aura: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.

When this creature enters, venture into the dungeon.
As long as you've completed a dungeon, this creature gets +3/+0 and has flying.

Flying, haste
This creature can't block.
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.

This creature can't be blocked as long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

Flying

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, investigate.
Disguise {3}{G/U}{G/U}

Target player mills three cards.
Storm

Flying
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has protection from black.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target Blood token you control becomes a 2/2 black Bat creature with flying and haste in addition to its other types.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to any target."
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Smash the Chest — Destroy target artifact.
• Pry It Open — Create a Treasure token.

Imprint — When this creature enters, you may exile a card from your hand face down.
When this creature dies, turn the exiled card face up. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield under your control.

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, create two 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens with flying.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.