mtg.wtf

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Threshold — All Squirrels get +2/+2 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Whenever another creature you control dies, investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a token, surveil 1.

Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Protection from white

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Kicker {2}{W}
Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead any number of target creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn.

{1}, {T}: This creature deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn.

If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as this creature enters.
Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand and this enchantment has two or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 5 life.

Draw two cards, then cards in your hand with mana value 3 or greater perpetually gain "When you cast this spell, you lose 1 life."

Flying
{2}{W}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

{1}: Target creature you control has base power and toughness 7/7 until end of turn.

{W}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Suspend 3—{W}

When Frogkin Kidnapper enters, target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. Ransom that card. (Exile it. Its owner may pay {3} at any time to return it to their hand.)

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery card, exile it. Then that player copies each instant or sorcery card exiled with this enchantment. For each copy, the player may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Whenever this creature attacks, you may mill three cards.
When this creature dies, return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Ninjutsu {2}{B}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

Ward—Pay 2 life.
{T}: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{G}: Regenerate enchanted creature.