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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

You gain 1 life for each creature your opponents control. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, if defending player controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Crew 2

{T}: Add {B}.
{2}{B}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if a player has one or fewer cards in hand and only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature has shroud.
{U}{U}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control.
Equip {1}

Flying
Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage to you, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice that dealt combat damage to you this turn. The Ring tempts you.
Discard a card: Witch-king of Angmar gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, return to your hand all cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
Persist

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Support 2.
Choose up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane {3}{B}{B}

Cumulative upkeep {G}
{2}{G}, Pay 3 life for each velocity counter on this enchantment: Destroy target permanent and put a velocity counter on this enchantment. Activate only once each turn.

Flying
{1}: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
Morph {3}{U}{U}

Reach
{3}{B}: This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. Activate only once each turn.

This creature enters with four -1/-1 counters on it.
{G/U}: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a green spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Concussive Bolt deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, creatures controlled by that player or by that planeswalker's controller can't block this turn.

Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

When this creature enters, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, surveil 2.

{3}: This creature connives.

Mobilize 1
This creature's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.

Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying, then populate.

{T}: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it's a nonland card, you may pay 2 life. If you do, put it into that player's graveyard.

Target player with exactly seven poison counters loses the game.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. That creature gets an additional +4/+4 until end of turn unless any player pays {2}.