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Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap that creature.

Equipped creature has haste and shroud.
Equip {0}

Squad {2}
Grav-cannon — When this creature enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.

Specialize {5}
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Put a study counter on Vhal, Eager Scholar.

Whenever a creature attacks, this artifact deals 1 damage to it.

Exile the top creature card of your graveyard: Regenerate this creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{4}{W}: Exile enchanted creature. Create a Blood token.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in target opponent's hand.
{3}{W}: Tap target creature. Activate only if Gerrard Capashen is attacking.

Put any number of cards from your hand on the bottom of your library, then draw that many cards plus one.

{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature blocking it.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target multicolored creature this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Flying
First strike

Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

At end of combat, you may exchange control of target creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this combat and target creature that player controls.
Whenever chaos ensues, gain control of target creature you own.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 8/8 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature with power 8 or less."
Umbra armor

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to tokens you control.
Whenever another nontoken legendary permanent you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
{3}{B}{B}: Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

When you cast this spell, any player may sacrifice a creature of their choice. If a player does, counter Brain Gorgers.
Madness {1}{B}

Infect
You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

When this creature enters, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, puts those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonlegendary, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.