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All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead.
Equip {3}

Training
When Parish-Blade Trainee dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}.
{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.

Dethrone
Park Heights Maverick can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Whenever Park Heights Maverick deals combat damage to a player or dies, proliferate.

Flying, trample
Whenever Park Heights Pegasus deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless that player pays 4 life.
Whenever you copy a spell, up to one target opponent may also copy that spell. They may choose new targets for that copy.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player reveals the top card of their library. If that card is a land card, destroy that creature. Otherwise, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

X target creatures gain islandwalk until end of turn.

Return all creatures you control to their owner's hand.

Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil.
Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U}

Destroy target creature. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of counters on that creature.

Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

Lifelink
When Passageway Seer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative.
At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on Passageway Seer.

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever you cast a spell from exile, this creature deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to target opponent."

{2}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Flashback {4}{R}

{3}: Patagia Golem gains flying until end of turn.

Flying
When Patagia Tiger enters the battlefield, target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
When Patagia Viper enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 green and blue Snake creature tokens.
When Patagia Viper enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {U} was spent to cast it.

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}