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Thopters you control have haste.
Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever Pianna, Nomad Captain attacks, attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices an artifact.
• Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying.

Choose any number of modes that total exactly 4. You may choose the same mode more than once.
[1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
[2] Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
[4] All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, search that player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as the exiled card, exile those cards, then that player shuffles.

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Flying, vigilance

Whenever Picnic Ruiner attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Picnic Ruiner gains double strike until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)

Starting intensity 1
Draw a card. If Piece It Together's intensity is 4, instead take an extra turn after this one.
Perpetually increase Piece It Together's intensity and the intensity of cards named Piece It Together in your graveyard, hand, and library by 1.

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

When Pierce Strider enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 3 life.

Pierce the Sky deals 7 damage to target creature with flying.

Piercing Light deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 1.

Exile target tapped creature.
Forecast — {2}{W}, Reveal Piercing Rays from your hand: Tap target untapped creature.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Blocking creatures get +0/+3 until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Destroy target Aura attached to a creature.
• Target Soldier creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• Creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Pigment Storm deals 5 damage to target creature. Excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.

First strike; banding

Convoke
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.