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This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

{8}: Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever Wowzer, the Aspirational attacks, if you have an {E}, control a Blood, a Clue, a Food, a Map, a Powerstone, and a Treasure, are the monarch, and have the city's blessing and the initiative, you win the game.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Vaevictis Asmadi unless you pay {B}{R}{G}.
{B}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{R}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{G}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Exile all creatures.
Delirium — Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

[+2]: Draw a card. Each player mills two cards.
[–5]: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
[–11]: Gain control of all creatures target opponent controls.

Whenever Márton Stromgald attacks, other attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn for each attacking creature other than Márton Stromgald.
Whenever Márton Stromgald blocks, other blocking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn for each blocking creature other than Márton Stromgald.

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Reach
When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has reach.
Equip {5}

Berzerker — Khârn the Betrayer attacks or blocks each combat if able.
Sigil of Corruption — When you lose control of Khârn the Betrayer, draw two cards.
The Betrayer — If damage would be dealt to Khârn the Betrayer, prevent that damage and an opponent of your choice gains control of it.

First strike
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other artifact creature you control.
Modular 2

Counter target noncreature spell. Untap up to three lands.

Whenever The Disciple of Vess attacks, you may put a planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a token that's a copy of a Liliana planeswalker chosen at random.
(There are currently thirteen. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

When this creature enters, for each kind of counter on target permanent, put another counter of that kind on it or remove one from it.

{5}, {T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard.

Target player draws two cards.
Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.

Dinosaur spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.