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Disguise {5}{U}
As this creature is turned face up, put four +1/+1 counters on it.

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Enchant creature
Creatures you control that are enchanted get +1/+1 and can't be blocked except by creatures with defender.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. This spell costs {2} less to cast if evidence was collected.
Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Fiery Finish deals 7 damage to target creature.

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Change the target of target spell that targets only a player. The new target must be a player.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Exile target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

{2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land.

Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Disturb {4}{W}

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-1 and is black.

Destroy target land.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

When this creature enters, add {R} for each creature in your party.

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains reach until end of turn.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card.

{2}, {T}: Exile target permanent you control.
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under your control.

Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one —
• You gain 2 life.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {2}.
Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land of their choice.

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target permanent. Target player draws four cards. Take an extra turn after this one.
Exile Rise of the Eldrazi.

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
Remove three oil counters from this creature: Draw a card. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, this creature deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this creature enters, add one mana of any color.

Destroy target creature.
All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn.