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{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, that player sacrifices two lands of their choice. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents sacrifices a land of their choice.

Whenever this creature attacks, you lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph {3}{B}{B}

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If a Goblin is sacrificed this way, that player creates two 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature tokens, and those tokens gain haste until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

{0}: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. You skip your next turn. Activate only once each turn.

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains reach until end of turn.

Flying
When Speakeasy Server enters, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.
Channel — {X}{G}{G}, Discard this card: Put X +1/+1 counters on target land you control. It becomes a 0/0 green Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land.

Once per turn, you may cast a nonland card as though it was another card of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color. No looking cards up!)

{X}, {T}: Untap X target lands.

Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random. If an artifact card was discarded this way, Reckless Handling deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Spells you cast that would counter a spell cost {U}{U} less to cast.
Whenever a spell an opponent controls is countered by a spell or ability you control, draw a card. The Countering Runner deals 2 psychic damage to that player. (Psychic damage doesn't cause loss of life, but a player who's been dealt 20 psychic damage loses the game.)
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Flying
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 red and green Dragon creature token with flying and devour 2.

When this artifact enters, create a Food token.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest number of artifacts an opponent controls.
Flying, trample, haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you create a Treasure token for each artifact that player controls.

Spells you cast that have been printed in at least five different English language Magic releases cost {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G} less to cast.
Lona gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent you control that has been printed in at least five different English language Magic releases.

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, draw a card.
Your maximum hand size is two.

{T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life." That creature's controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Aragorn as your Ring-bearer, put your choice of a counter from among first strike, vigilance, deathtouch, and lifelink on Aragorn.
Whenever you put one or more counters on Aragorn, put one of each of those kinds of counters on up to one other target creature.

Eldrazi you control are Slivers in addition to their other types.
Slivers you control have devoid and annihilator 1.
{3}: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Sliver creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you do, you skip your draw step this turn.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0. It gets -6/-0 instead as long as its controller has seven or more cards in their graveyard.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control and gains trample.