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{T}: Create a 4/4 white and blue Golem artifact creature token. Activate only if this artifact or another artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Prevent the next 4 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.

Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards.

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target tapped creature an opponent controls. If you do, untap this creature.

Legendary Humans you control have indestructible.
{2}{W}{B}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature: For each five counters removed this way, take an extra turn after this one.

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Flying
{1}, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Enchant Mountain
Enchanted Mountain is a 7/7 red Giant creature with haste. It's still a land.

Defender

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

If you spent black mana on this creature, it enters with a deathtouch counter. If you spent red mana on this creature, it enters with a first strike counter. If you spent both, you choose which one counter it enters with.
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If it's heads and this creature has deathtouch, or it's tails and this creature has haste, create a treasure token.

Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {2}

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G}
Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
Equip {1}

Other Soldiers you control get +1/+1.

Vigilance, menace, trample, reach, haste
When Ragnarok dies, destroy target permanent and return target nonlegendary permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Menace
Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Venom. If that creature was a Villain, draw a card.

Flash
Vigilance
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
{1}{U}, {T}: Shuffle this creature and target creature with a stun counter on it into their owners' libraries.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.