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When this creature enters, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens.
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.

First strike
Bushido 1

Whenever you roll one or more dice, create a 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature token with flying.

When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+2 and has menace.
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, for each kind of counter on target permanent or player, give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.

When Hazezon enters, create X 1/1 Sand Warrior creature tokens that are red, green, and white at the beginning of your next upkeep, where X is the number of lands you control at that time.
When Hazezon leaves the battlefield, exile all Sand Warriors.

{G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Target opponent creates a 1/1 green Hippo creature token.
{W}: This creature gains protection from black and from red until end of turn. Target opponent gains 2 life.
{U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. Target opponent may draw a card.

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {3}{U}. If you do, create a 4/4 blue Giant Wizard creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped."
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Deathtouch
Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if this artifact has fewer than three charge counters on it, put a charge counter on it.
Remove three charge counters from this artifact: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.

Enchant land you control
Tap enchanted land: Target blocking creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

Destroy target enchantment. Clash with an opponent. If you win, destroy all enchantments your opponents control.

Tap all nonwhite creatures.

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, each opponent loses 1 life.
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained and lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.
{1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Replicate {3}{U}
Choose target permanent an opponent controls. Search that player's library for a card with the same name and put it onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

{1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Reconfigure {3}

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, each opponent discards a card.

Pay 3 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Equipped creature gets +5/+0.
Equip {5}

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Morph {W}