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This spell can't be countered.
Creature spells you control can't be countered.

All combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn is dealt to target attacking creature instead.

Flying, vigilance
Whenever a creature you control with defender enters, draw a card.
Each creature you control with defender assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Counter target sorcery spell.

Reach, lifelink
One for My Baby — Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put two quest counters on Craig Boone. When you do, Craig Boone deals damage equal to the number of quest counters on it to up to one target creature unless that creature's controller has Craig Boone deal that much damage to them.

You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life and sacrificing an artifact or creature in addition to paying its other costs.

Kicker {3}{W}
Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it and has ward {2}.
Equip {2}

{T}, Remove a counter from an artifact, creature, land, or planeswalker you control: Draw a card.

Create a 4/4 red and green Beast creature token with trample.

Lifelink
When this creature enters, you may return target Vampire or Wizard creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.

Target creature blocks target creature this turn if able.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a Dinosaur artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/3 in addition to its other types.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it plus an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control.
Plot {1}{W}

Exile target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Plains you control. Its controller gains 3 life.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control.

Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, defending player discards three cards.

Wither
Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Ozox can't block.
When Ozox dies, create Jumblebones, a legendary 2/1 black Skeleton creature token with "Jumblebones can't block" and "When Jumblebones leaves the battlefield, return target card named Ozox, the Clattering King from your graveyard to your hand."

Flash
Defender, flying

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

I — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.
II — Add {R}. Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature you control.
III — You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.