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When Klement, Nature Acolyte leaves the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Ox creature token.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, equipped creature or a creature you control named Vecna gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Equip—Pay 1 life for each card in your hand.
Equip {2}

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• That player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand.
• That player discards a card.

Buyback—Sacrifice a land.
You gain 2 life.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice this Aura.

Reach
{6}{G}: Monstrosity 4.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature has flying.
Sacrifice this Equipment: Equipped creature can't be blocked this turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Equip {1}

Choose one —
• You gain 4 life.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Swampbenders's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps on the battlefield.
Lands you control are Swamps in addition to their other types.

When this creature enters, secretly choose an opponent.
Reveal the player you chose: Exile target creature that's attacking you if it's controlled by the chosen player. Activate only once.

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or Pirate card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.

{S}{S}: This creature becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3.
{S}{S}{S}: If this creature is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4.
{S}{S}{S}{S}: If this creature is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

{2}, Discard a card: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Whenever this artifact or another artifact you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{4}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it to target player and that much damage to up to one target creature.

Double strike
Prowess
When this creature enters, for each opponent, put up to one target nonland permanent that player controls into its owner's library third from the top.

Kicker {8}{R}
This spell can't be countered.
Urza's Rage deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, instead it deals 10 damage to that permanent or player and the damage can't be prevented.

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
{3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

{1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0}

Flying
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you exile a creature you control other than this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

When this creature enters, mill two cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. When you do, exile target creature an opponent controls.

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.