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{1}{W}, {Q}: Create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token.

When a nonblack creature enters, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, destroy that creature.

Flying, trample
Megamorph {5}{G}{G}
When this creature is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Dragon creature you control.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
When you have 20 or more life, you lose the game.
Whenever you lose life, you gain 2 life for each 1 life you lost.

Before drawing your hand, you may start the game with Rift in your opening hand. If you do, draw one fewer card. (Mulligans continue as normal.)
Rift enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.

(It's like flash but more card types.)
Blue Screen of Death enters with 108 curse counters.
{1}: Remove a curse counter from Blue Screen of Death.
Whenever a player spends more seconds with priority during their turn than the number of curse counters on Blue Screen of Death, sacrifice it and they lose 6 life.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Radiance — Cleansing Beam deals 2 damage to target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it.

Exile target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {1}{B}.
Menace

Whenever a player casts a Kithkin spell, you may have target player lose 1 life.

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.
{T}: Gain control of target legendary creature for as long as you control this creature and this creature remains tapped.

{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.

Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Choose one —
• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
• Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards.

{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only during the declare blockers step, only if at least one creature is blocking this creature, and only once each turn.

Flying, vigilance
Whenever a Bat you control attacks, you gain 1 life.
Whenever Zoraline enters or attacks, you may pay {W}{B} and 2 life. When you do, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Sacrifice this creature: Exile up to four target cards from a single graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
When this creature dies, you may pay {4}. If you do, discover 4.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Flying, hexproof
Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.

Reach, deathtouch
When this creature dies, put up to one other target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.