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{T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.
{B}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.

Red Sun's Zenith deals X damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. Shuffle Red Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Horsemanship
When Guan Yu is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may shuffle Guan Yu into your library.

Menace
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block." Then if you control five or more Rats, each Rat you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

{0}: This creature gains flying.
{0}: This creature loses flying.
{3}{U}{U}: This creature phases out.

Flying
You have hexproof.

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw three cards.

{1}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Haste
Cascade

{4}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
{1}{G}, {T}: You gain 2 life.

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks, you gain 3 life.

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.

Flying
{B}, Pay 2 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you lose life, draw that many cards.

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land of their choice.

Tap three untapped Elves you control: Add {G}{G}{G}.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose any number of creatures with different powers. Each of them gets +X/+X and gains vigilance until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Haste
{3}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

{S}, {T}: Tap target artifact or creature.

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

When you planeswalk here, each player who controls their commander draws a card. Other players may put their commander from the command zone onto the battlefield.
If an ability of your commander would trigger during your turn, that ability triggers an additional time.
Whenever chaos ensues, the number of times each commander has been cast from the command zone becomes 0. (This resets commander tax.)

Trample, haste
Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.

Trample
Domain — Nishoba Brawler's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, put a +1/+1 counter on Leela.
Doctor's companion