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You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time.
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2, then draw a card.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.
{4}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Battlebond (You may pair this creature with an unpaired battle you control when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Azra Matchthrower is paired with a battle, each of those permanents has "Whenever this permanent is dealt combat damage, this permanent deals 1 damage to any target."

Lifelink
When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.

Other Warriors you control get +1/+1.

{3}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Vigilance

Lands you control have "{T}: Refill your mug with a festive drink." (If you don't have a mug, go grab a mug! It's the holidays!)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a drink 'stache, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Flying
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Evoke {5}{W}

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Whenever a player cycles a card, put a plague counter on this Aura.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 for each plague counter on this Aura.

Lifelink, protection from white and from black
As long as you have 30 or more life and an opponent has 10 or less life, this creature gets +6/+6 and has flying.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Flashback—{1}{G}, Pay 3 life.

{1}{U/R}{U/R}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. You may choose new targets for the copy.

{5}{G}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Menace
Whenever this creature attacks a battle, double its power until end of turn.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}{U}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control, and that creature gains flying until end of turn.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once.
{P} — Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.
{P}{P} — Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.
{P}{P}{P} — Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gains banding until end of combat.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a Wall, destroy that Wall at end of combat.

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Haunt
When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.