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Flash
When this creature enters, target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. When the creature you control wins the fight, draw a card.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1.
Draw a card.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature.
Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."

Defender
This creature can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.

Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

When this Siege enters, target opponent discards two cards.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Elemental you control.
Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. If that creature was an Elemental, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

Whenever another creature dies, tap this creature.

{1}: Target creature with power 5 or greater gains trample until end of turn.

You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
{3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Assist
Two target players each draw a card.

{4}, {T}: Put a fate counter on target permanent.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.

Living metal
Flying
Whenever Cyclonus deals combat damage to a player, convert it. If you do, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{3}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature.

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Vigilance
{T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
{T}: Return target basic land you control to its owner's hand.

Flying
Land creatures you control have vigilance.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, earthbend 2.

Whenever another nonartifact creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control face down and tapped. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent faces a villainous choice — Each artifact creature you control deals 1 damage to that opponent, or you draw a card and chaos ensues.