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Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Equip {2}

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Annihilator 2

Whenever you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever Chaos ensues, exile the top six cards of your library. An opponent or player outside the game chooses a nonland card with their favorite art. Then you may cast that spell without paying its mana cost.

{T}: Add {C}.
Basic landcycling {1}

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
Each creature card in your graveyard has the chosen creature type in addition to its other types.

{2}: Ashling the Pilgrim Avatar deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

{5}: Destroy all nonland permanents. Activate only once and only during your turn.

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike.
Equip {3}

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +2/-2 for as long as this artifact remains tapped.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

{3}, {T}: Target player looks at the top three cards of their library, puts one of them back on top of their library, then exiles the rest.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you planeswalk here and whenever a creature enters under your control, create a Food token.
Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
Whenever Chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts or creatures. Draw that many cards and lose that much life.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Whenever chaos ensues, Astral Arena deals 2 damage to each creature.

This artifact enters with X charge counters on it.
{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each charge counter on this artifact.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

This creature enters with three oil counters on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove an oil counter from this creature. When you do, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.