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Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has wither.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has "Unattach Blinding Powder: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn."
Equip {2}

{W/P}, {T}: Tap target creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

When this creature enters, create a Blood token.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {2}

{2}, {T}, Put a blood counter on this artifact: Draw a card, then you lose 1 life for each blood counter on this artifact.
{U}{B}: Remove a blood counter from this artifact.

Changeling
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
Whenever another creature you control of the chosen type enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded.
{1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {U}, then add an additional {U} for each charge counter removed this way.

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip {3}

Creatures attacking you get -1/-0.
At the beginning of each end step, if you were dealt 4 or more damage this turn, exile this artifact.

Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may search your library for a Praetor card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}

When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library face down.
{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Put all cards exiled with this creature into their owners' hands.

This creature can't attack alone.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

{2}, {T}: All creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. Exile cards from the top of your library equal to the damage prevented this way.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {1}

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {1}