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Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
As long as equipped creature is a Human or an Angel, it has vigilance.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has flying and first strike.
Equip {2}

{W}: This creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever a creature enters, you may untap this artifact.

Equipped creature can't be blocked by Vampires or Zombies.
Equipped creature has "{T}, Sacrifice Blazing Torch: Blazing Torch deals 2 damage to any target."
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has wither.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has "Unattach Blinding Powder: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn."
Equip {2}

{W/P}, {T}: Tap target creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

When this creature enters, create a Blood token.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {2}

{2}, {T}, Put a blood counter on this artifact: Draw a card, then you lose 1 life for each blood counter on this artifact.
{U}{B}: Remove a blood counter from this artifact.

Changeling
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
Whenever another creature you control of the chosen type enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded.
{1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {U}, then add an additional {U} for each charge counter removed this way.

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip {3}

Creatures attacking you get -1/-0.
At the beginning of each end step, if you were dealt 4 or more damage this turn, exile this artifact.

Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may search your library for a Praetor card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}

When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library face down.
{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Put all cards exiled with this creature into their owners' hands.

This creature can't attack alone.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.