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Arid Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
When Arid Archway enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1.
{T}: Add {C}{C}.

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{W}: Enchanted creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible.

Ward {1}
{3}{W}: Armored Armadillo gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.

{B}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gains flying until end of turn.

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Flashback {U}

Counter target artifact spell.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to enchanted creature by artifact sources.
Enchanted creature can't be the target of abilities from artifact sources.

Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1.

Enchant Equipment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if enchanted Equipment is attached to a creature, destroy that creature.

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one creature type with another. The new creature type can't be Wall.

Modified creatures you control have menace.
When Artillery Enthusiast enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, seek a card with mana value equal to that card's mana value.

Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

Ascendant Packleader enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater.
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Ascendant Packleader.

{S}{S}: Ascendant Spirit becomes a Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 2/3.
{S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is a Warrior, put a flying counter on it and it becomes a Spirit Warrior Angel with base power and toughness 4/4.
{S}{S}{S}{S}: If Ascendant Spirit is an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

{T}: Add {C}.
Basic landcycling {1}

{2}: Ashling the Pilgrim Avatar deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

{5}: Destroy all nonland permanents. Activate only once and only during your turn.

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike.
Equip {3}

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand."