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Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch.
{5}{B}{B}{B}: Until end of turn, Vorpal Sword gains "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
Equip {B}{B}

Haste
Sacrifice a Goblin: Clickslither gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}. Pinecrest Ridge doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.

Deep-Sea Terror can't attack unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Return all permanents of the color of your choice to their owners' hands.

Untap Thousand Moons Infantry during each other player's untap step.

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return a black creature you control to its owner's hand.
{1}{B}: Regenerate Skull Collector.

Fading 5
{1}, Remove a fade counter from Ancient Hydra: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Apocalypse Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X is 5 or more, it enters the battlefield with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Apocalypse Hydra: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Choose any number of target creature and/or planeswalker cards in graveyards. Command the Dreadhorde deals damage to you equal to the total mana value of those cards. Put them onto the battlefield under your control.

Haste
Whenever another creature you control dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.

Put a creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn. If it's renowned, untap it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Form of the Dragon deals 5 damage to any target.
At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5.
Creatures without flying can't attack you.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{R}, {T}: Target Goblin creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When Pondering Mage enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. Draw a card.

Choose any number of target creatures, planeswalkers, and/or players. For each of them, exile the top card of your library, then Soulfire Eruption deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player. You may play the exiled cards until the end of your next turn.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek the Merciless deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Pay 1 life: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to Ethereal Champion this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, for each land target player controls in excess of the number you control, choose a land that player controls, then the chosen permanents phase out. Repeat this process for artifacts and creatures.

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking.
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