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When Noxious Toad dies, each opponent discards a card.

Each player reveals their hand, chooses one card of each color from it, then discards all other nonland cards.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target red sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target blue instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

{2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Counter target noncreature spell.

{3}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

As Null Chamber enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name.
Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.

Level up {3}
LEVEL 1-3
4/2
LEVEL 4+
7/3
{B}: Regenerate Null Champion.

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, draw a card.
Your maximum hand size is two.

Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.

Hexproof
You can't cast noncreature spells.
{2}: Nullhide Ferox loses all abilities until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Nullhide Ferox, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Counter target creature or Aura spell.

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Tap four untapped creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Kicker {3}{B}
Menace, lifelink
When Nullpriest of Oblivion enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
Whenever the first noncreature spell of a turn is cast, counter that spell.

When Nulltread Gargantuan enters the battlefield, put a creature you control on top of its owner's library.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}{X}. When you do, distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target Elves.
Partner

Bushido 2
{B}, Pay 5 life: Regenerate Numai Outcast.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted permanent's controller, that player loses 1 life.