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Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {3}

When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life.
{T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.

When this creature enters, exile two target lands.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +3/+3 and has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

{4}: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.

Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Target creature's controller sacrifices it, then creates X 1/1 green and white Elf Warrior creature tokens, where X is that creature's power.

Flame Jet deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Cycling {2}

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. If it's a Spirit, it gains trample until end of turn.

Escape — {4}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
This creature escapes with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or a flying counter on it.

Draw cards equal to the number of cards in target opponent's hand.
Rebound

Refuse deals damage to target spell's controller equal to that spell's mana value.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons.

Flying
Whenever another non-Spirit creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Improvise
Menace

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control, except it has "{2}{U}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand."

Amass Zombies 3.

[+2]: Exile target permanent you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
[–1]: Creatures can't be blocked this turn.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, exile target permanent."

{1}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or haste.

{1}{W}, {T}: Target creature becomes an enchantment and loses all abilities until a player casts a creature spell.

Soulbond
As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have trample.

Choose a Giant creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature.