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Defender
As long as Novice Knight is enchanted or equipped, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

When Novice Occultist dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Graft 4
{1}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Draw a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. They gain vigilance until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.

Flying
When Noxious Dragon dies, you may destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: This land deals 1 damage to each creature and each player."

Menace
When Noxious Gearhulk enters the battlefield, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Whenever Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie enters the battlefield, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker that's green or white. You gain 1 life.

Deathtouch

Noxious Hatchling enters the battlefield with four -1/-1 counters on it.
Wither
Whenever you cast a black spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Noxious Hatchling.
Whenever you cast a green spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Noxious Hatchling.

Choose one — Noxious Hydra Breath deals 5 damage to each player; or destroy each tapped non-Head creature.

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

When Noxious Toad dies, each opponent discards a card.

Each player reveals their hand, chooses one card of each color from it, then discards all other nonland cards.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target red sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target blue instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

{2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Counter target noncreature spell.