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Haste
Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with no counters on it.
• Remove up to three counters from target creature.

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may mill two cards.
Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from your library, put them onto the battlefield tapped.
Crew 1

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.
{3}{G}, {T}, Collect evidence 4: Target land you control becomes a 5/5 green Plant Boar creature with haste for as long as this creature remains tapped. It's still a land. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai.
When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control.

{4}, {T}: Draw a card. For each mana in this ability's activation cost, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay that mana. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4 or greater, you draw a card, gain 1 life, and put a +1/+1 counter on Helga.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Helga's power. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells with mana value 4 or greater or creature spells with {X} in their mana costs.

Hell to Pay deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Destroy target creature or Vehicle. If the sacrificed permanent was a Vehicle, draw a card.

Affinity for outlaws
Trample

Other outlaws you control have haste.
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Mercenary creature tokens with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Flash
Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

As this artifact enters, choose a color.
Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
{T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control with power 4 or greater gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Lesson spells.

Vigilance
{1}{U}: This creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.