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Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. You get a poison counter.

Flying
When Noxious Dragon dies, you may destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less.

Menace
When Noxious Gearhulk enters the battlefield, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Whenever Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie enters the battlefield, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker that's green or white. You gain 1 life.

Deathtouch

Noxious Hatchling enters the battlefield with four -1/-1 counters on it.
Wither
Whenever you cast a black spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Noxious Hatchling.
Whenever you cast a green spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Noxious Hatchling.

Choose one — Noxious Hydra Breath deals 5 damage to each player; or destroy each tapped non-Head creature.

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target red sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target blue instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

{3}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Level up {3}
LEVEL 1-3
4/2
LEVEL 4+
7/3
{B}: Regenerate Null Champion.

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, draw a card.
Your maximum hand size is two.

Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.

Hexproof
You can't cast noncreature spells.
{2}: Nullhide Ferox loses all abilities until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Nullhide Ferox, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Counter target creature or Aura spell.

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Tap four untapped creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Kicker {3}{B}
Menace, lifelink
When Nullpriest of Oblivion enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.