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This land enters tapped.
{T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {R} for each storage counter removed this way.

{1}, {T}: Put a winch counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove X winch counters from this artifact: You may put a creature card with mana value X from your hand onto the battlefield.

{3}: The next time this creature would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. Any player may activate this ability.

This creature can't be the target of black spells or abilities from black sources.
{2}{W}: Put target nontoken Mercenary on the bottom of its owner's library.

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a creature card.

Whenever this creature or another Pirate you control enters, tap up to one target creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you gain 2 life.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Flying
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate.
Clues you control have exalted.

{2}{R}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

{3}{U}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Afflict 2
{2}{B}, Discard a card: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Freerunning {1}{B}
When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

{2}, Discard a card: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.

{U}, {T}: Draw two cards.
{R}, {T}, Discard a card: This creature deals damage to target creature equal to the discarded card's mana value.

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control, except it has "{2}{U}{U}: Return this creature to its owner's hand."

This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever another creature you control dies, you get an experience counter.
At the beginning of your end step, choose target creature card in your graveyard. If that card's mana value is less than or equal to the number of experience counters you have, return it to the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

{T}: Destroy target creature with islandwalk.

When this creature enters, it explores.

Whenever a creature you control explores, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.