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Kicker {2}{G}
If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

Flash
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Whenever this creature attacks, face-down spells you cast this turn cost {1} less to cast.

Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Haste
{T}: Another target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Choose one —
• Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Trample
Start your engines!
Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.

Haste
Celebration — As long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Goddric is a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, flying, and "{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn."

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

{X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, surveil 1.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more artifacts, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then if you control eight or more artifacts, each opponent loses life equal to that card's power.

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 for each Treasure you control.

Trample
Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Vigilance, trample, haste
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Equip {1}

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.