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Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

This creature can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it.
{T}: Add {U}.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from instants and from sorceries.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Forest, Island, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling {G}{U}{R}

Haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{4}{W}: Exile enchanted creature. Create a Blood token.

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control.
Crew 2

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Kicker {W}
Hurloon Battle Hymn deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was kicked, you gain 4 life.

{2}{B}, Exile an Elf card from your graveyard: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {W}{U}. Draw a card.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
{3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
{X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Wither
Puncture Blast deals 3 damage to any target.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Choose a color of a card in your graveyard. Add one mana of that color.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Choose three target creature cards in your graveyard. Return two of them at random to the battlefield and put the other on the bottom of your library.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control that shares a creature type with it.
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, create two 3/1 red Elemental Shaman creature tokens.
Sacrifice an Elemental: Target Giant creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter. The player gets another poison counter at the beginning of their next upkeep unless they pay {2} before that step.

Ward {2}
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.