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Devoid
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion: Tap target creature.

Draw two cards, then shuffle a card from your hand into your library.

You may sacrifice three black creatures rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)

As this land enters, you may reveal an Elf card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Ghost-Spider.
Remove two counters from Ghost-Spider: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Sacrifice Hajar: Legendary creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Add {B}.

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchant creature
Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a filibuster counter on this creature. Then if this creature has five or more filibuster counters on it, you win the game.
Whenever a source deals damage to you, remove a filibuster counter from this creature.

Ignite Disorder deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target white and/or blue creatures.

Flying
Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may pay life equal to its mana value. If you do, put it onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Warlock in addition to its other types.
If a Warlock you control would die, exile it instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.

Flying
When Geist of Regret enters the battlefield, put a random instant card from your library into your graveyard. Then put a random sorcery card from your library into your graveyard.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Until end of turn, you may play face-up cards you own from exile.
If a card would be put into your graveyard or exile from anywhere this turn, put it on the bottom of your library instead.

First strike
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if another Human entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Then if you control six or more Humans, draw a card.

This creature can't be blocked.
When this creature enters, detain target creature an opponent controls.

{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Shadow
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {U}.

Reach
When Thran Spider enters, you and target opponent each create a tapped Powerstone token.
{7}: Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Banding
{1}{W}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{W}{W}: This creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn.