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Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's a Spacecraft, put ten charge counters on it. If you do, remove ten charge counters from it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
{1}{G}{W}, {T}: Populate.

Exile target attacking creature if its power is less than or equal to the number of Soldiers on the battlefield.

Face-down creatures you control get +0/+1.
Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, draw a card.

This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard.
When this creature enters, mill four cards.

Choose a scheme and set it into motion —
• Choose Your Demise
• Every Hope Shall Vanish
• Make Yourself Useful

Untap target nonattacking creature. It gets +1/+3 until end of turn.

Bloodthirst 2

[+1]: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker.
[+1]: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn.
[–7]: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

If this land would enter, sacrifice a Swamp instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
{T}: Add {B}.
{T}, Sacrifice a Swamp: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.

Choose one —
• Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
• Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Trample, lifelink

Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying.

Flying, haste
Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card.
Partner

Bretagard Stronghold enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{G}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Bretagard Stronghold: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control. They gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Intimidate

Whenever this creature or another Goblin enters, each player flips a coin. Each player whose coin comes up tails sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Backup 3
Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is its power. You may put a permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
{1}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Add one mana of any color.

Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, choose one —
• This creature deals 3 damage to each opponent.
• Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Flash
Reach
When this creature enters, creatures target player controls get +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap them.

{T}: Add {R}.
Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R}.