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Horsemanship
Liu Bei gets +2/+2 as long as you control a permanent named Guan Yu, Sainted Warrior or a permanent named Zhang Fei, Fierce Warrior.

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste.
{1}: If you control Equipment named Helm of Kaldra, Sword of Kaldra, and Shield of Kaldra, create Kaldra, a legendary 4/4 colorless Avatar creature token. Attach those Equipment to it.
Equip {2}

Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.

Search target player's library for X cards, where X is the number of cards in your hand, and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
Epic

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Support 2.
Untap each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Flying
Shadow
{B}{B}: Creatures with shadow get +1/+0 until end of turn and creatures without shadow get -1/-0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, green creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

I, II — Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

[+2]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets -2/-0 and loses flying.
[–3]: Create a 4/4 blue Elemental Bird creature token with flying.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Islands you control have '{T}: Draw a card.'"

Mythos of Vadrok deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. If {W}{U} was spent to cast this spell, until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.

{1}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you give a gift, draw a card.

Ascend
As long as you have the city's blessing, Detectives you control can't be blocked.
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card.
Whenever you commit a crime, you may return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another.
Retrace

Creatures that are enchanted can't attack or block.

As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.

{T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate only during an opponent's turn, before attackers are declared.

Intimidate
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, destroy target creature that player controls.

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
{2}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Flying
Disguise {1}{U}
When this creature is turned face up, until end of turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, investigate.