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When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Warp {4}

Shuffle all creature cards from target player's graveyard into that player's library.
Cycling {2}

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
{R}{G}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target creature gains trample until end of turn.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

{1}, Discard a card: Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Delirium — Crabs you control get +1/+1 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Shadow
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.

{U}: Tap target creature unless its controller pays {1}.

When this creature specializes, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. If its mana value is 4 or greater, sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

{1}{W}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target tapped Merfolk or Kithkin creature this turn.

Undergrowth — Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.

[+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
[–3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10.
[–7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.

Bestow {2}{W}{W}
This creature and enchanted creature each get +1/+1 for each creature you control and +1/+1 for each Aura you control.

Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Flying, trample, rampage 2
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Elder Dragons you control get +7/+7 until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Eldest Dragon Highlander unless you pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn. If you control six or more lands, that creature has base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn instead.

Whenever this artifact or another artifact you control enters, up to one target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Then transform this artifact if you control four or more artifacts.

Bargain
This spell costs {2} less to cast if it's bargained.
Trample
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Permanents don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a permanent for each card in their graveyard, then untaps those permanents.

Equipped creature has lifelink.
As long as you have 30 or more life, equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has indestructible and "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature."
Equip {W}{W}

Equipment and Vehicle spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Jump — During your turn, Cid has flying.
{2}, {T}: Return target Equipment or Vehicle card from your graveyard to your hand.

Vigilance, reach
Each legendary spell you cast that's one or more colors has web-slinging {G}{W}{U}.

Defender
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{2}{U}, {T}: Each player mills three cards. Exile up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way. Create an X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X is the total power of the cards exiled this way.