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{2}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
{6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Trample
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Draw two cards. This spell deals 2 damage to each opponent. (Then exile this card. You may play the land later from exile.)

Whenever this creature deals damage to a Vampire, destroy that creature.

Tap another untapped Merfolk you control: Kumena can't be blocked this turn.
Tap three untapped Merfolk you control: Draw a card.
Tap five untapped Merfolk you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Merfolk you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)
X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total number of cards in all players' hands.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Your maximum hand size is twenty.
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.
Whenever this creature attacks, you win the game if there are twenty or more counters on it or you have twenty or more cards in hand.

Convoke
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

When Priest of Possibility enters, look at the top seven cards of your library. If a card among them has flying, Priest of Possibility perpetually gains flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Then shuffle.

Whenever a spell or ability is put onto the stack, if it has a single target, reselect its target at random.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life if you don't control an Ogre.

You and target creature's controller each secretly choose a number 0 or greater. Then, reveal the chosen numbers. If your number was highest or tied for the highest, exile that creature. Each player who chose the highest number loses that much life.

When this Vehicle enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Crew 2

Remove up to five counters from target permanent.
Draw a card.

When this creature enters, create two 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens.
Golem creatures you control have trample.

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this creature attacks, target Vampire gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

Choose one —
• Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
• Target creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
• Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{U}{R}{W}
At the beginning of each end step, bolster 1.
When Optimus Prime dies, return it to the battlefield converted under its owner's control.

Ward {2}
{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Deathtouch
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Disguise {B}{G}

{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

When Oasis of Renewal enters and whenever a land card leaves your graveyard, seek a land card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
When Oasis of Renewal enters and whenever a nonland card leaves your graveyard, seek a nonland card. This ability triggers only once each turn.