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Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Flashback {4}{W}{W}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
{R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a nonartifact, non-Dragon creature, that creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is half the creature's power, rounded down.

Kagemaro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
{B}, Sacrifice Kagemaro: All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

First strike
This creature enters with four -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever you cast a red spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.
Whenever you cast a white spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Trample

Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.

You may tap or untap target permanent.
Splice onto Arcane {U}

Forestwalk

Choose one —
• Return all creature tokens to their owners' hands.
• Return all nontoken creatures to their owners' hands.

When Forestfolk enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When Forestfolk leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

When this creature dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't attack this turn, tap this creature, then transform it.

[+1]: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
[–2]: Add {R} for each Mountain you control.
[–5]: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.

This spell can't be countered.
Protection from blue
{G}: This creature gains your choice of reach, trample, or haste until end of turn.

Target player draws three cards.

Protection from black and from red
Whenever another creature enters, you may gain 1 life.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature your opponents control.
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Menace
Melee

Deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, Arvad, Weatherlight Smuggler perpetually gets +X/+X where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. This ability also triggers if Arvad is in your graveyard.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage.
Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

This creature crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{4}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery.