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This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
This creature can't block.
This creature can't attack unless you pay {1} for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Morbid — When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
Corrupted — Each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 3 life.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

When Rainbow Knights comes into play, it gains protection from a random color permanently.
{1}: First strike until end of turn.
{W}{W}: +0/+0, +1/+0 or +2/+0 until end of turn chosen at random.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Daybound

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• You gain 4 life.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {U} for each storage counter removed this way.

Until end of turn, cards you own that aren't on the battlefield lose all card types, costs, names, and abilities and become red sorceries named Missile that cost {R} with "Missile deals 2 damage to any target."

Flying
As this Vehicle enters, choose a nonland card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name cost {2} more to activate.
Crew 2

Choose one or both —
• Counter target creature spell.
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

As this enchantment enters, choose a land type.
Each land of the chosen type has phasing.

This creature has trample as long as you control a Beast, haste as long as you control a Goblin, first strike as long as you control a Soldier, flying as long as you control a Wizard, and "{B}: Regenerate this creature" as long as you control a Zombie.

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn. Create a Food token.

Return target nonland permanent or suspended card to its owner's hand.

Counter target spell. You may shuffle up to one target card from your graveyard into your library.

Vigilance
Whenever Cass or another creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return any number of Aura cards that were attached to it from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature, then attach any number of Equipment that were attached to it to that creature.

Morph {5}{G}

Haste
Exalted

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control that entered the battlefield this turn.

Hexproof
Other permanents you control have hexproof.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
Nightbound

This spell can't be countered.
Flying, trample, protection from white and from blue
{R}: Akroma gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Morph {3}{R}{R}{R}

Flying
Whenever this creature or another Phyrexian you control enters, incubate 2.

Impeccable Timing deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.