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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped colorless token at random with the listed name and ability.
• Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
• Shell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: It deals 2 damage to any target."
• Star with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn."
• Best Shell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Destroy target creature with the greatest power."

Draw two cards. Create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.

Extort
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, investigate.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Provoke

Flying
Whenever another Spirit you control enters, you gain 2 life.
{3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

This creature can't be blocked.
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact.
{2}, {T}: Surveil 1.
{3}, {T}: Goad target creature.

Shock deals 2 damage to any target.

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

When this creature enters, if you control two or more Mountains, you may destroy target artifact.
When this creature enters, if you control two or more Plains, you may destroy target enchantment.

Menace
This creature gets +3/+0 as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.

{T}: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Flying
Disturb {1}{U}

Mountainwalk

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.
{T}: Create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token. Activate only during your turn and only if a card left your graveyard this turn.

Seek two creature cards from among the top ten cards of your library, then shuffle. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

{T}: Add {W}.
{T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains or an Island.

Whenever a Bird is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put a feather counter on this enchantment.
Bird creatures get +1/+1 for each feather counter on this enchantment.

Enchant creature an opponent controls
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand and you create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

When this creature enters, if you cast it, mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

{2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn.
Equip {1}