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I — Until your next turn, each creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.
II — Add {R}{R}{R}.
III — This Saga deals 5 damage to each opponent.

Discard a card: Regenerate this creature.

Put target creature on top of its owner's library. If that creature is red, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.

{4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Affinity for artifacts
When The Crafter enters the battlefield, create two colorless scrap artifact tokens. (They have no abilities.)
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Create an equipment token named Bling with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and "Equip {1}."

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {2}

Lucky Slots — At the beginning of combat on your turn, scry 1, then exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you exile a card this way, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that card's mana value.

Kicker {1}{G}
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life. If this spell was kicked, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.

As the game begins, if Your Favorite Character is your commander, or as Your Favorite Character enters the battlefield if it's not your commander, name a character from the Magic storyline. Choose up to three colors, two creature types, and then two keywords from among vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and menace. Your Favorite Character has the chosen name, types, colors, and keywords.

Casualty 2
Target player mills half their library, rounded down.

This spell can't be countered.
Flying
Hexproof
Instant and sorcery spells you control can't be countered.

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, venture into the dungeon.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

When this enchantment enters and whenever an opponent loses the game, exile the top card of each player's library.
During each player's turn, that player may play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with this enchantment, and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. When they do, exile the top card of their library.

Trample
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may transform this creature.

This creature can't attack unless you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.