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Multikicker {1}{G}
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.

Menace
When this creature enters, target opponent creates two 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.
When this creature dies, each opponent loses 3 life.
Disguise {1}{B}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Artillerize deals 5 damage to any target.

{T}: Add {U}. When you spend this mana to cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 3 or less, you may exile that spell instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard as it resolves.
{3}{U}{U}, {T}: You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled with this artifact without paying their mana costs. Activate only as a sorcery.

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

{TK}{TK} — Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5

Split second
Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Madness {3}{R}

{1}{G}: Target creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Suspend 2—{G}

Exile target creature. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

{3}{U}: Draw a card.

Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If you return four or more nontoken permanents you control this way, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

When this creature enters, if {U} was spent to cast it, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Lifelink

Counter target creature spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.

Maga enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Maga enters, target player loses life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

{2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.

You can't cast more than one spell each turn.
You may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature dies, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.