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{2}{R/W}: Cabaretti Initiate gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, choose two —
• Create two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste that are tapped and attacking.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Caesar, Legion's Emperor deals damage equal to the number of creature tokens you control to target opponent.

{1}{B}: Caldera Kavu gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
{G}: Caldera Kavu becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Create four 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying.
Fuse

When Carrion Thrash dies, you may pay {2}. If you do, return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add {B}.
{2}, {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse

Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Target player gains 2 life and draws a card.

Your maximum hand size is eleven.
Whenever Cecily, Haunted Mage attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Then if you have eleven or more cards in your hand, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Friends forever

{R}, {T}: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
{G}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Kicker {1}{R} and/or {G}
If Cetavolver was kicked with its {1}{R} kicker, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it and with first strike.
If Cetavolver was kicked with its {G} kicker, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it and with trample.

Chamber Sentry enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
{X}, {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from Chamber Sentry: It deals X damage to any target.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Return Chamber Sentry from your graveyard to your hand.

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Trample
Whenever Charnelhoard Wurm deals damage to an opponent, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Trample
When Child of Alara dies, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Bestow {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink.

Flying
Rampage 2
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Chromium unless you pay {W}{U}{B}.

Flash
This spell can't be countered.
Flying
Discard a card: Until end of turn, Chromium, the Mutable becomes a Human with base power and toughness 1/1, loses all abilities, and gains hexproof. It can't be blocked this turn.

Vigilance
Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
{U}, {T}: Put target creature you control on top of its owner's library.

Choose five permanents you control. For each of those permanents, you may search your library for a card with the same name as that permanent. Put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

You win the game if you control a land of each basic land type and a creature of each color.

You can't cast permanent spells.
{4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you cast your next spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Vigilance, reach
Whenever Colfenor, the Last Yew or another creature you control dies, return up to one other target creature card with lesser toughness from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your end step, put a loyalty counter on another target planeswalker you control.
[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Wizard creature token with "{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a planeswalker spell."
[–3]: You draw X cards and Commodore Guff deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control.
Commodore Guff can be your commander.