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Deathtouch
All creatures able to block Ochran Assassin do so.

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Ward {8}
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.)
Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.

When Octoprophet enters the battlefield, scry 2.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 8/8 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature with power 8 or less."
Totem armor

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Draw a card."
{W}: Enchanted creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

Flying
As long as you control a transformed permanent, Oculus Whelp has "When Oculus Whelp dies, draw a card."

Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Whenever Odric's Outrider or another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

When Odric, Blood-Cursed enters the battlefield, create X Blood tokens, where X is the number of abilities from among flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance found among creatures you control.

At the beginning of each combat, creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn if a creature you control has first strike. The same is true for flying, deathtouch, double strike, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, skulk, trample, and vigilance.

First strike
Whenever Odric, Master Tactician and at least three other creatures attack, you choose which creatures block this combat and how those creatures block.

When Odunos River Trawler enters the battlefield, return target enchantment creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
{W}, Sacrifice Odunos River Trawler: Return target enchantment creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Swampwalk
Whenever Odylic Wraith deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.

I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Create a Food token.
II — Draw a card. Create a Food token.
III — Create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token for each Food you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature.
Draw two cards.

Flash
When Offalsnout leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.
Evoke {B}

Disguise {4}{R}
When Offender at Large enters the battlefield or is turned face up, up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. You gain 4 life.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile target red, white, or black creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1. It gains haste until your next turn.

Haste
{T}: Scry 1.

Haste
Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.

When Ogre Arsonist enters the battlefield, destroy target land.

First strike
Whenever Ogre Battlecaster attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, Ogre Battlecaster gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.