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Target creature gets -0/-9999 until end of turn.

This creature can't block.

Rulebreaker — If Valko Indorian, Researcher is your Commander, you may include all artifacts and enchantments in your deck regardless of color identity.
Artifacts and enchantments you own everywhere become both types. (This applies to your library, hand, battlefield, and so on.)
Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Valko Indorian.

Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
{2}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

{1}: Look at the top card of your library.
{2}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

This creature gets +1/+0 for each legendary creature you control.

Target opponent discards two cards.

{1}, {T}: Tap target non-Human creature.

Reach
Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-1.
Sacrifice this Aura: Enchanted creature and other creatures that share a creature type with it get +2/-1 until end of turn.

Each creature you control with an exhaust ability has haste.
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability that isn't a mana ability, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

When this creature enters, put a shield counter on target artifact or creature.
Whenever one or more counters are removed from a permanent you control, seek a nonland card.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Assist
Trample

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, exile target nonenchantment permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Torch the Witness deals twice X damage to target creature. If excess damage was dealt to that creature this way, investigate.

Trample
Neo Exdeath's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.

Flanking
Other creatures you control with flanking have flanking.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You gain 3 life.

This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.