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Trample
{3}: This creature gains banding until end of turn.
{3}: Attacking creatures banded with this creature gain trample until end of turn.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token.
Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.
Remove three oil counters from this creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Target player reveals their hand. For each blue instant card revealed this way, that player discards that card unless they pay 4 life.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target Aura.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

Target player loses 2 life.
Escape — {3}{B}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent has phasing.

Create a 4/4 red and green Beast creature token with trample.

Target land becomes a 3/3 creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
Draw a card.

Flying
{1}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

Vehicles you control become artifact creatures until end of turn. Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

You gain 2 life. Each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Double strike
Prowess

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and each opponent loses 2 life.

Protection from Humans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
{B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.

When this Vehicle enters, each player chooses two nontoken, non-Vehicle creatures they control. Exile them until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a card exiled with it into its owner's graveyard. If you do, investigate.
Crew 2

Flying
This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.

Flying
Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {2} less to cast.
Foretell {4}{U}

Lifelink
When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this creature.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{4}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a random card from outside the game into your hand. (In Commander sealed, that's everything you didn't play with. In any other commander game, find a way to select a random Magic card.)
{T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.

{X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Whenever a creature blocks, that creature's controller loses 1 life.
{1}{B}{R}: Regenerate this creature.

Flash
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.

Kalonian Twingrove's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control.
When this creature enters, create a green Treefolk Warrior creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control."