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Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Defender
{3}{R/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Double strike, vigilance
Spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Untap it.

Menace
Ruinous Ascension — When this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle the rest into your library. If that creature is a Demon, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

{W}: The next time a green source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Cycling {2}

{T}: Add {G}.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If it's a Dragon, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever a creature you control enters, if you cast it, destroy that creature, then create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token.

At the beginning of each end step, you may have Geometric Weird's base power and toughness each become equal to the greatest number of spells and abilities from different sources that were on the stack simultaneously that turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life for each creature you control with flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more creatures, you win the game.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, create a Blood token for each player who lost life this turn.
Whenever Strefan attacks, you may sacrifice two Blood tokens. If you do, you may put a Vampire card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Kicker {R}
Flying
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, discard your hand, then draw two cards.

As Ominous Lockbox enters, secretly choose a number between 1 and 20.
When an opponent casts a spell with mana value equal to the chosen number, sacrifice Ominous Lockbox. If you do, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.
{2}, Sacrifice Ominous Lockbox: Draw a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.
Morph {2}{B}{B}

Haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Mastery.
Miracle {1}{U}

When this creature dies, you may have it deal damage to any target equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of noncreature artifacts you control.
Sacrifice two artifacts: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
Cycling {2}

Flying
{2}{S}: Tap target creature and put an ice counter on it.
Creatures with ice counters on them don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

When this enchantment enters, you gain 5 life and incubate 5.
Phyrexians you control have reach.