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First strike

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
{T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard spells from the top of your library.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and those creatures gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Any number of Role enchantments can be attached to Maeve, Wearer of Many Hats. (You don't sacrifice the old one when you attach a new one.)
Maeve gets +1/+1 for each Role attached to it.
Whenever you attach a Role to Maeve, draw a card.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Flying
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Wither
Whenever a creature an opponent controls with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, you may return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Counter target spell. Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.

Menace
Whenever Sheoldred's Assimilator enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a card is exiled this way, you may conjure a duplicate of that card into the top five cards of your library at random.

{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand. If cards with five or more different mana values are exiled with Azor's Gateway, you gain 5 life, untap Azor's Gateway, and transform it.

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If a creature died this turn, create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.

Flying
Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you get {E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it and tap up to one target creature defending player controls.

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

{1}, {T}: Exile any number of cards from your hand face down. Put that many cards from the top of your library into your hand. Then look at the exiled cards and put them on top of your library in any order.

Your opponents can't cast spells or activate planeswalkers' loyalty abilities this turn.
Exile Revel in Silence.

Vigilance
{1}{W}, {T}: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, attach it to a creature you control, then shuffle.

You can't cast more than one spell each turn.
Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, this scheme deals 6 damage to that player. If the player chooses others, this scheme deals 3 damage to each of your other opponents.

I — Amass Orcs 1.
II — Amass Orcs 2.
III — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

{B}{B}, {T}: Destroy target white creature.

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.
{6}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control, except it's a 1/1 Soldier creature in addition to its other types.

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3}

Flying
When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step and you skip your next draw step.
{4}{W}: Exile this creature.

At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target Vampire you control.