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Trample
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice five lands.
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever you play an Island, you may untap this creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Tap up to two target creatures.
Investigate.

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card, then create a Treasure token.
Mayhem {2}{B/R}

Double strike
Whenever Giott or another Dwarf you control enters and whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Draw two cards, then you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. Then target opponent does the same. Cards exiled this way that don't have suspend gain suspend.
Time travel.

Flying
When this creature enters, it connives.

Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn, where X is your devotion to white. If damage is prevented this way, Acolyte's Reward deals that much damage to any target.

{T}: Choose any number of target creatures. Each of those creatures gains persist until end of turn.

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.

{2}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Dragonstorm Globe or Boulderborn Dragon, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When this creature dies, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

When this enchantment enters, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's power.
At the beginning of your end step, draw two cards if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.

{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Transform this artifact.

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Flying
Ward—Discard a card.

Flying, first strike, haste

When this land enters, if you control two or more Gates, you gain 3 life.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any type that a Gate you control could produce.

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target.

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control.
Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a green creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Whenever you cast an Artificer or artifact spell, you get {E}.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, create a token that's a copy of target permanent you control, except it's a 5/5 artifact creature in addition to its other types and has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

{1}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile this creature and target creature without flying that's attacking you.