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Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted permanent's controller, that player loses 1 life.

Deathtouch
Scavenge {1}{B}{G}

Vigilance, reach

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.
{7}: Put seven +1/+1 counters on this artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Spirit creature in addition to its other types. Activate only once.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If that creature has greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the difference."
Equip {2}

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

This spell costs {U} less to cast for each instant and sorcery spell you've cast this turn.
Whenever Demilich attacks, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.
You may cast Demilich from your graveyard by exiling four instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard in addition to paying its other costs.

Extort
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact creature.

Sacrifice this creature: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target nonland permanent with the lowest mana value.

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Dash {3}{B}

Trample
Basic landcycling {1}{G}

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Carmen and you gain 1 life.
Whenever Carmen attacks, return up to one target permanent card with mana value less than or equal to Carmen's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards.

Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}{B}{B}.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.
Equip {4}

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

When this creature enters, mill three cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.

{T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Flying
When Agoraphobic Phyrexian enters the battlefield, the plane effects of the Unknown event don't apply to this game for as long as it remains on the battlefield.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{4}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.