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Flying
{B}, Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

Kicker—Return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
If this creature was kicked, it enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Destroy target black or red creature that's attacking or blocking. You gain 2 life.

Islandwalk

As long as you have a maximum hand size other than 7, Learned Learner has "{T}: Draw a card."

Deathtouch
Throw — Whenever Shadow deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. If you do, draw two cards and each opponent loses life equal to the mana value of the sacrificed permanent.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}{W}

Flash
When this creature enters, if an opponent cast a blue and/or black spell this turn, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a permanent card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Flying
Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Reach
Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

Counter target spell. If you control a blue creature, draw a card, then discard a card.

[+1]: Add {R}{R}. Draft a card from Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor's spellbook, then exile it. Until end of turn, you may cast that card.
[+1]: Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker unless its controller has Tibalt deal 4 damage to them. If they do, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
[–X]: Create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.
Fuse

Conjure X random cards from Giant Secrets's spellbook into your hand.

When this creature enters, incubate 3 X times.
{T}: Transform target Incubator token you control.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, exile that card.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X white Spirit creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.

At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each creature that died this turn.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return up to that many target permanents that player controls to their owner's hand.

You may exert this creature as it attacks.
Whenever you exert a creature, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Job select
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types.
Equip {3}

Attacking creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Haste
{1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.