mtg.wtf

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

{T}: Add {W}.
{2}{W}, {T}: Transform Temple of Civilization. Activate only if you attacked with three or more creatures this turn and only as a sorcery.

Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.

{2}: Until end of turn, target nonartifact creature gets +1/+0 and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

When Undercity Eliminator enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. When you do, exile target creature an opponent controls.

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

Reach, hexproof from blue
Whenever Sporeweb Weaver is dealt damage, you gain 1 life and create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Vigilance
{T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
{T}: Return target basic land you control to its owner's hand.

Deathtouch
Lifelink
Whenever Tomebound Lich enters the battlefield or deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Defender
{2}: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Sacrifice Thrull Retainer: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Choose target player and another target player. The first player controls the second player during the second player's next turn, and the second player controls the first player during the first player's next turn.

Plasma Elemental can't be blocked.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Fledgling Osprey has flying as long as it's enchanted.

Target creature has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.

Urborg Phantom can't block.
{U}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Urborg Phantom this turn.

Put target card from a graveyard on the top or bottom of its owner's library. Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands you control.

Flying, trample

Cascade
Rebound

Shadow
Suspend 2—{1}{U}